Michael Madsen movie quotes

Michael Madsen movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Michael Madsen quotes
  • “- Dr. Laura Baker: Should I leave a message?
    - Preston Lennox: Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.”

    Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
    Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox
    [Tag:alien, sex]
  • “- Bump Bailey: I lost it in the sun.
    - Pop Fisher: Blinding.”

    Michael Madsen - Bump Bailey
    Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher
    [Tag:baseball, clouds, sun]
  • “- Jimmy: Why don't you try it on? You didn't see that one coming, did you?
    - Louise: Why, Jimmy? Why now?
    - Jimmy: Try not to get too excited, Louise. I just flew across two states with that ring in my fuckin' hand, and uh... you know I hate to fly.”

    Michael Madsen - Jimmy
    Susan Sarandon - Louise
  • “- Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
    - Preston Lennox: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.”

    Ben Kingsley - Xavier Fitch
    Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox
    [Tag:character, women]
  • “I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.”

    Michael Madsen - Mr. Blonde
  • “- Dr. Laura Baker: Do you have a girlfriend in New York?
    - Preston Lennox: Oh, I guess I've had a few; but, they don't hang around very long. I guess I keep too many secrets.
    - Dr. Laura Baker: Do you wanna share one with me?”

    Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
    Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox
  • “- Mr. Blonde: Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?
    - Mr. White: Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.”

    Michael Madsen - Mr. Blonde
    Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
  • “- Blood: You hit him and I'll blow your mother-fuckin' brains out.
    - Dan Saxon: Nobody lives forever.
    - Blood: That's a fact.”

    Michael Madsen - Blood
    Charlie Sheen - Daniel 'Dan' Saxon
    [Tag:death, killing]
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