Mira Sorvino movie quotes

“- Romy White: Didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?
- Heather Mooney: I did not have a thing! I did not have a thing, I did not have a thing! I was very much in love with him! Very much in love and there's a difference!”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“- Romy White: Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
- Heather Mooney: No. No one. Thank you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

- Vinny: Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.
- Dionna: Baby? Don't you dare "baby" me! I'm gonna wait here! I'm gonna wait here until somebody comes along. You know what? I'm gonna wait here until some soul brother comes along in his big black Cadillac. And you know and I know that he's got a big black dick too.
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Marta: I think there is something fascist about a boy who immediately talks of marrying a woman he likes.
- Fred: I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time.”

Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- Fred: I could have shaved the wrong way all my life and never have known it. And then I could have taught my son to shave the wrong way without him ever knowing it either.
- Marta: You have a son?
- Fred: No... But I might someday. And then maybe I'll teach him to shave the wrong way.”
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Virgil: Who are we kidding? I'm blind. I can't see. I don't belong here. I'm not meant to see.
- Amy Benic: You're darn right, you're blind. I'm standing right here for you and you don't even look.”
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson
Mira Sorvino - Amy Benic

“They mimic us. We mimic them.”
Mira Sorvino - Dr. Susan Tyler

“- Michael Kogan: I'm gonna find you. But you could save me time and put a bullet in your head. If the positions were reversed, I'd do the same for you.
- Meg Coburn: Are you?
- Michael Kogan: Excuse me?
- Meg Coburn: Gonna put a bullet in your head, now that our positions are reversed?”
Jürgen Prochnow - Michael Kogan
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Ramon: You have to say something nice about my penis!
- Romy White: Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful! I'm coming! Okay, thanks, get off me now.”
Jacob Vargas - Ramon
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Romy White: So, what do you do?
- Suit Salesman: I'm a suit salesman.
- Romy White: Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Paul Keeley - Suit Salesman

“- Linda Ash: My father's brother was supposed to be a genius. I never met him, but everybody said he was brilliant.
- Lenny Weinrib: Really? What did he do?
- Linda Ash: He was a serial rapist. He spent his whole life in jail, but if he had gone straight, he might have been very good in math.”
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny

“- Vinny: And I've made some bad calls, and I'm a bad fuckin' husband. And I admit it. And I know you can't get away with shit in life anymore. You know, God sees everything, plain and simple... and I just want you to give me another chance.
- Dionna: No.
- Vinny: Please, baby. Give me another chance. I can't live without you. Please.
- Dionna:...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Meg Coburn: You know, you could've saved yourself a lot of trouble just by doing that third job.
- John Lee: It was wrong. Mr. Wei was taking revenge. A man named Zedkov killed his son.
- Meg Coburn: Zedkov? Jesus Christ. You're getting yourself killed for a cop?
- John Lee: Not a cop. His son.”
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee

There I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there are these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study".
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“Ramone is very persuasive, and he painted a terrible picture of what it would be like for her to live the rest of her life in America, with all of its crime, consumerism, and vulgarity. All those loud, badly dressed, fat people watching their eighty channels of television and visiting shopping malls. The plastic throw-everything-away society...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

“- Heather Mooney: I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now.
- Romy White: Sandy Frink?
- Heather Mooney: Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?”
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Michele Weinberger: Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
- Romy White: Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber.
- Michele Weinberger: Like for condoms?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“I don't go to bed with just anyone anymore. I have to be attracted to them sexually.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

- Stan "Zeedo" Zedkov: You're not under arrest, Meg, which means you have no right to an attorney.
- Meg Coburn: It also means I can walk out the fucking door.
Michael Rooker - Stan "Zeedo" Zedkov
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“So you didn't want to kill a kid. Welcome to the human race.”
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn