Mort Sahl quotes
“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he'd run unopposed, he would have lost.”
“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”
“This isn't the first time you've failed in the dark, fella. (Mort Sahl, to a heckler).”
“Only in show business could a guy with a C-minus average be considered an intellectual.”
“I found people looked better when they laughed.”
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