Nathan Lane movie quotes

“- Lars Smuntz: Some things are more important than money, Ernie.
- Ernie Smuntz: Notice it's always the financially challenged who say that?”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“Just eat me now and please make it fast, I have a low threshold for pain.”

Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Monty: Snow, what are you doin'? Come on, he's just a mouse!
- Snowbelll: He's not just a mouse. He's... He's family.”

Steve Zahn - Monty
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Stuart Little: Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.
- Snowbell: How'd you like to rub it from the inside, mouse-boy?
- Stuart Little: I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.
- Snowbell: A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.
- Stuart Little:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
- Father Dan: Of course.
- Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
- Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a catholic priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.”

Steven Weber - Jeffrey
Nathan Lane - Father Dan

“- Timon: What's going on here? Pumbaa, are you sitting on the remote?
- Pumbaa: Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie.”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“It's coming to me. It's either that slug I ate, or I'm having an epiphany.”
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“Never underestimate your opponent. Let's say he has mastered a way to empty a mousetrap without getting caught. If he snaps one of these babies, a chain reaction will start snapping them all. He'll panic, and the law of averages says one of them has to nab him.”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words. I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon.”
Nathan Lane - Costard

“- Stuart Little: Snowbell, I need more change.
- Snowbell: What do I look like, a fanny pack?”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Stuart Little: Snow, where are you going?
- Snowbell: Oh, I gotta yawn, stare at traffic, lick myself. And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right.”

Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca!”
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Gune: Do you know what it is? Neither do I. I made it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used Gindrogac. Highly unstable.
- Preed: Gune...
- Gune: I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do.”

John Leguizamo - Gune
Nathan Lane - Preed

“- Stuart Little: How can you think of eating at a time like this?
- Snowbell: I'm nervous. And when I'm nervous I eat.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Nathan Lane - Snowbell

“- Snowbell: This better be important.
- Stuart Little: Margalo's still missing.
- Snowbell: I should have been more specific. I meant important to me.”

Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“- Timon: Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it. Right?
- Young Simba: Right.
- Timon: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.”
Nathan Lane - Timon
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Young Simba

“- Snowbell: Didn't your mother warn you that you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night?
- Smokey: My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night.”
Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Chazz Palminteri - Smokey

“- Timon: Gee. He looks blue.
- Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold.
- Timon: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.
- Pumbaa: Oh.”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Gomez Addams: I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
- Desk sergeant: No!
- Gomez Addams: She took him to Hawaii!
- Desk sergeant: Get outta here!
- Gomez Addams: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Nathan Lane - Desk Sergeant

“- Timon: So where you from?
- Young Simba: Who cares? I can't go back.
- Timon: Ah, you're an outcast! That's great. So are we.”
Nathan Lane - Timon
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Young Simba

“- Zira: It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else for years!
- Timon: Boy, does she need a hobby.”

Suzanne Pleshette - Zira
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Young Kiara: Will somebody please just listen to me?
- Timon: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, Princess?”
Michelle Horn - Young Kiara
Nathan Lane - Timon

- Pumbaa: What do we do now?
- Timon: Remember our motto: "when the going gets tough, the tough get going!".
- Pumbaa: Wait a minute, I thought our motto was "Hakuna Matata".
- Timon: Pumbaa, stop living in the past. We need a new motto!
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Snowbell: Are you cozy?
- Stuart Little: Yes, thanks. I'm quite comfortable.
- Snowbell: All I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat!”

Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little