Oliver Hardy movie quotes

“Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.”

Oliver Hardy

“Those two fellows we created, they were nice, very nice people. They never get anywhere because they are both so dumb, but they don't know they're dumb. One of the reasons why people like us, I guess, is because they feel superior to us.”
Oliver Hardy

“We never see ourselves as others see us.”
Oliver Hardy

“You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything.”
Oliver Hardy

“- Oliver: So far so good.
- Stan: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.”
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“- Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
- Stan: If I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.”
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“- Lottie: Charley tells me you're from Los Angeles. What part?
- Oliver: All of me.”

Mae Busch - Lottie
Oliver Hardy - Oliver

- Oliver: To catch a Hardy they've got to get up very early in the morning.
- Stan: What time?
- Oliver: Oh about half past - "What time". Hmph.
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“- Oliver: Now why did you hire a veterinarian?
- Stan: I didn't think his religion would make any difference.”
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“- Stanley: Do you mind if I have another idea?
- Ollie: If it's anything like the last one, yes.”
Stan Laurel - Stan
Oliver Hardy - Oliver