Orlando Jones movie quotes
- Name
- Orlando
- Last name
- Jones
- Born
- April 10, 1968
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, scriptwriter
- Zodiac sign
- Aries
Orlando Jones movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Drumline
“I don't know what beef is between you, but you'd better grill it up and eat it, because it is my ass that is on the line.”
- From the movie: Evolution
“- Harry: You going to finish that bacon?
- Wayne: Yeah, I am. I ordered it, didn't I?” - From the movie: The Replacements
- La trovi in Life and Death in Hollywood
“Most of my friends between 21 and 31 are at different stages of figuring out what the hell they are going to do with their lives.”
“Someone I met years ago explained to me the difference between a personality and an actor.”
“I want to see as many black professionals as possible.”
- From the movie: Say It Isn't So
“Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multi-millionaire. And in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. No romance without finance, daddy.”
- From the movie: Double Take
“Man if you keep campaigning for an ass whooping, you gonna get elected.”
- From the movie: Evolution
“- Harry: I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?
- Ira: Harry, if we're going to be big important scientists you have to start to act the part.” - From the movie: Evolution
“- Nadine: I really need these credits to get into nursing school.
- Harry: Nursing school? Don't you think you'd be happier in a different profession, one where people's lives were not dependent on you?” - From the movie: The Replacements
- From the movie: Say It Isn't So
- From the movie: Evolution
“- Ira: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
- Harry: Lingerie.
- Ira: Not you, the bird.” - From the movie: Evolution
“- Harry: So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery?
- Ira: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
- Harry: Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I've very concerned about the potential tax consequences.” - From the movie: Evolution
- From the movie: Evolution
“- Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.
- Harry: Snag one?
- Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
- Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.” - From the movie: Evolution
“- Harry: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
- Ira: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
- Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
- Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
- Harry: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!” - From the movie: Double Take
“How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representing! You ain't keepin' it real!”
- From the movie: Evolution
“- Nurse Tate: I'll get the lubricant...
- Dr. Paulson: There's no time for lubricant!
- Harry: There's always time for lubricant!” - From the movie: Evolution
“- Harry: It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?
- Ira: Only if you're a human being.” - From the movie: Evolution
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