Paul Merton movie quotes

“I don't consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.”
Paul Merton

“On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.”
Paul Merton

“My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.”
Paul Merton