Philip Seymour Hoffman movie quotes

“- Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
- Rusty: Honey, there's no romance without finance.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Lester Bangs: Are you like the star of your school?
- William Miller: They hate me.
- Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Reuben Feffer: Whose party is this again?
- Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle

“- Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
- Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
- Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
- Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Joseph Turner White: You like kids?
- Ann: Never saw the point of 'em.
- Joseph Turner White: Me neither.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

“- Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
- Brandt: Ah! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
- Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- Brandt: Ah! That's marvelous.
- The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.”

Tara Reid - Bunny Lebowski
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Brandt
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“Ha Ha! It's the wonder of nature, baby!”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dustin Davis

“- Joseph Turner White: I may have to go to jail.
- Ann: I'll knit you a sweater.
- Joseph Turner White: I'm gonna be in there a long time.
- Ann: I'll knit you a jumpsuit.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

- Joseph Turner White: How do I do a film called "The Old Mill" when I don't have an old mill?
- Ann Black: Well, first you've got to change the title.
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

“- Ann: And here's some hydrogen peroxide.
- Joseph Turner White: I don't drink.
- Ann: It's for your finger.”

Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White

“- Rusty: What could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
- Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
- Rusty: Guess what, somebody won't.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“If you're a rock journalist - first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“While women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
- Rusty: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.”

Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“A reformed drunk, on her knees at church begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and every goddamn saint in Heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella De Fag, you know.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“Darling, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“I know this sounds silly, like this is the scene in the movie where the guy's trying to get ahold of the long-lost son, you know, but this is that scene. And I think they have those scenes in movies because they're true, you know? Because they really happen. See, this is the scene in the movie where you help me out.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Phil Parma

“- Mitch: I don't like you!
- Patch Adams: Why don't you like me? You're a prick and I like you.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Mitch
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Judge Flatt: Now is it true that you discharged your weapon, Officer?
- Officer Raymer: Your Honor, it was a warning shoot.
- Judge Flatt: Um hmm, you know who you warned? A little old lady sitting on her commode 2 blocks away.”
Philip Bosco - Judge Flatt
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Officer Raymer