Phyllis Diller movie quotes
- Name
- Phyllis
- Last name
- Diller
- Born
- July 17, 1917 in Lima
- Gender
- female
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Cancer
Phyllis Diller Movies/Cartoons
Phyllis Diller movie quotes, phrases and lines
25 in english
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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.”
“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”
“I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?”
“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
“His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
“Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the
refrigerator.”“His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”
“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”
“It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.”
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who
will choose your rest home.”“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so
you can't see him laughing at you.”“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching
them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit
down and shut up.”“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”
“A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing.”
- From the movie: Happily Ever After
“Just as love can bring the greatest joy, it can also bring the greatest sorrow. But then, it is love that makes people the most special of all my creatures.”
- From the movie: The Nutcracker Prince
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