Pierce Brosnan movie quotes

“- Dr. Kaufman: I am to torture you if you don't do it.
- James Bond: Do you have a doctorate in that as well?
- Dr. Kaufman: No, no this is more like a hobby... but I am very gifted.
- James Bond: Oh, I believe you.”
Vincent Schiavelli - Dr. Kaufman
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”
Patrick Malahide - Lachaise
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Renard: When a certain phone call isn't made in twenty minutes, Elektra dies.
- James Bond: You're bluffing.
- Renard: She's beautiful, isn't she? You should have had her before, when she was innocent. How does it feel to know that I broke her in for you?”
Robert Carlyle - Renard
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
- Jinx Johnson: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
- James Bond: I know the feeling.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Halle Berry - Jinx Johnson

“- James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
- R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.”

Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
John Marwood Cleese - R

“- Ed: Sheila and I like to swap.
- Lola Cirillo: Swap?
- Ed: We like to have sex with other couples.
- Max Burdett: Check please!”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Salma Hayek - Lola Cirillo
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“- Jack Wade: You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot.
- James Bond: And unofficially?
- Jack Wade: We have no interest in seeing world war III, unless we start it.”
Joe Don Baker - Jack Wade
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

- Elektra King: You don't take "no" for an answer, do you?
- James Bond: No.
- Elektra King: I hope you know how to ski, then.
- James Bond: I came prepared for a cold reception.
Sophie Marceau - Elektra King
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
- Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
John Marwood Cleese - Q

“- Dr. Christmas Jones: The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.
- James Bond: First things first.”
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Michael Beattie: To fight church and state is to fight Goliath.
- Desmond Doyle: David beat Goliath in the book I read.”
Stephen Rea - Michael Beattie
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- M: Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course, and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver, if necessary.
- James Bond: I doubt if she'll remember me.
- M: Remind her. Then pump her for information.
- Miss Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
- James...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny

“- Natalya Simonova: Who are you?
- James Bond: I work for the British government. The more you tell me the more I can help you.”
Izabella Scorupco - Natalya Simonova
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Ed: So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max?
- Max Burdett: I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.
- Ed: Oh.
- Sheila: Oh.
- Max Burdett: You should see those kids make those hats.”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett
Kate Walsh - Sheila

“- Miss Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
- James Bond: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.”

Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Harry Dalton: Your volcano might just be waking up.
- Les: You're talking about the evacuation of 7,400 people. You don't think that's extreme?
- Harry Dalton: All I'm talking about…is you consider alerting the town to the possibility of an evacuation.”
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton
Brian Reddy - Les Worrell

“He absorbed Latin yesterday in less than two hours. It took me a year just to learn the Latin alphabet.”
Pierce Brosnan - Dr. Lawrence Angelo

“- Bill Tanner: He was operating in Moscow in 1996. Pyongyang, North Korea before that. And he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and Cambodia.
- James Bond: All the romantic vacation spots.”
Michael Kitchen - Bill Tanner
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Q: Right. Now pay attention 007. First, your new car. BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
- James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
- Q: Need I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Natalya Simonova: On the train, when you told him to kill me, and that I meant nothing to you, did you mean it?
- James Bond: Yes. Basic rule: always call their bluff.”
Izabella Scorupco - Natalya Simonova
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- M: What else do we know about the Janus syndicate?
- James Bond: Top flight arms dealers headquartered in St. Petersburg. First outfit to restock the Iraqis during the Gulf War. The head man's unreliably described. No photographs. The woman, Onatopp, is our only confirmed contact.”
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- James Bond: You've defused hundreds of these, right?
- Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, but they're usually standing still.
- James Bond: Yes, well, life is full of small challenges.”

Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones

“- Jack Wade: Now, let me get this straight Jimmy, you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl. And now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus?
- James Bond: Yes.
- Jack Wade: Well what are you going to do, appeal to his heart?
- James Bond: No, his wallet.”
Joe Don Baker - Jack Wade
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- M: Don't frighten her.
- Bond: A shadow operation?
- M: Remember, shadows stay in front or behind - never on top.”

Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond