Piper Perabo movie quotes

“When she's old, I'm going to carry her around on my back.”

Piper Perabo - Pauline 'Paulie' Oster

“- Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
- Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
- Maggie: There just kinda depressing.”
Piper Perabo - Mae
Diane Keaton - Daphne Wilder
Lauren Graham - Maggie

“- Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.
- Violet Sanford: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
- Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbin' her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise.”
Maria Bello - Lil
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Luce: You can put an end to this! Tell me to go. Tell me that's what you want, and I will walk away and you will never see me again.
- Rachel: Is that what you want?
- Luce: I want you.”
Lena Headey - Luce
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.”
Piper Perabo - Mae

“- Violet Sanford: Why won't you give up on this?
- Kevin O'Donnell: Because I've been giving up on people my entire life and it's a nasty little habit, so you're going to sing at the club or...
- Violet Sanford: Or you'll what?
- Kevin O'Donnell: I'll never kiss you again.”

Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell

“Everyone promises you happily ever after but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Bullwinkle: What kind of music is this?
- Karen Sympathy: Hip-hop.
- Bullwinkle: Ok, but I still want to know what kind of music this is.”

Keith Scott - Bullwinkle
Piper Perabo - Karen Sympathy

“- Violet Sanford: Go ahead. Laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing you can say that's gonna bother me.
- Kevin O'Donnell: I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. I mean, do you always take compliments so well?”

Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell

“Well, love is confusing at all ages, but especially when you're 17.”
Piper Perabo

“There's no changing your mind about whom you love. That's part of the tough thing about being in love.”
Piper Perabo

Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out. Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough".
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Karen Sympathy: Bullwinkle, can you rappel?
- Bullwinkle: Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years.”
Piper Perabo - Karen Sympathy
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“So do you see? You have to see. I can't do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“You've all got your heads up your assholes because love is. It just is and nothing you can say can make it go away because it is the point of why we are here, it is the highest point and once you are up there, looking down on everyone else, you're there forever. Because if you move, right, you fall.”
Piper Perabo - Pauline 'Paulie' Oster

“I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“You're not happy to see me! You can't! I don't want you to be happy to see me!”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“Do you guys believe in love at first sight? That you could meet someone, or just across a room, and with that one glance you could look in their eyes and see their soul. Do you believe that could happen?”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Rachel: What about the azalea?
- Luce: The azalea means 'may you achieve financial security'. See?
- Rachel: Lovely. Now, tell me about the lily.
- Luce: The lily means 'I dare you to love me'.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel
Lena Headey - Luce

“- Violet Sanford: Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time.
- Lil: You start Friday night.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Maria Bello - Lil

“You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel.”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Violet Sanford: Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you.
- Cammie: Oh Violet, I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors but never went pro.
- Violet Sanford: That's not what I meant.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Izabella Miko - Cammie

“- Lil: I told ya not to break the rules.
- Violet Sanford: What are you talking about?
- Lil: I'm talking about you and your boyfriend making a scene in my bar. I'm talking about a friend of mine inside with a broken nose. The rules were simple, Jersey. I fired girls for a lot less.”

Maria Bello - Lil
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Nora Baker: Oh honey, they're just welcoming you into the family.
- Hank: They set me on fire.
- Nora Baker: Just your pants.”
Piper Perabo - Nora Baker
Ashton Kutcher - Hank

“- Ned: So, who's the lucky chap? What's his name?
- Rachel: Her name is Luce.
- Tessa: Luce? As in a woman? As are you a woman? So you mean you two are lesbifriends?
- Rachel: It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to happen.”
Anthony Head - Ned
Piper Perabo - Rachel
Celia Imrie - Tessa