Ray Romano movie quotes

“The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.”
Ray Romano

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“- Sid: I'm begging you. I need him.
- Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?
- Sid: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.
- Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
- Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Ray Romano - Manny

- Sid: Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!
- Diego: Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
- Manny: I'm not going extinct!
- Aardvark Dad: Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.

John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny
Stephen Root - Aardvark Dad

“- Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?
- Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.”
Kumail Nanjiani - Kumail
Ray Romano - Terry

“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Terry: Love isn't easy. That's why they call it love.
- Kumail: I don't really get that either.
- Terry: I know. I thought I could just start saying something, and something smart would come out.”
Ray Romano - Terry
Kumail Nanjiani - Kumail

As soon as I was finished, as soon as I finished, I was like, "What did you fucking do? What did you just do?". "What did you do?". You know, that-that, uh, moment of clarity you get, right after an orgasm.

Ray Romano - Terry

“- Manny: He fakes left, he fakes right...
- Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!”

Ray Romano - Manny
Keke Palmer - Peaches

“The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.”
Ray Romano

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
Ray Romano

“I do know it's important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”
Ray Romano

“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”
Ray Romano

“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”
Ray Romano

“It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.”
Ray Romano

“That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.”
Ray Romano

“- Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me.
- Manny: That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.”
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Manny: Hey, look, shooting stars!
- Sid: Ooh, quick, make a wish! You gotta make a wish!
- [One of the meteors catapults him on top of a tree]
- Manny: Wow, my wish came true.
- Sid: I'm okay [flames from the meteor burnt him]!
- Diego: Mine too.”
Ray Romano - Manny
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“- Buck: Oh, hello, mammals!
- Manny: Buck, what are you doing here?
- Buck: It’s just beginning, the mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. We go to that crash site, search for clues and then figure out how to stop it! Who’s with me!”
Simon Pegg - Buck
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.”
Maura Tierney - Sally Mannis
Ray Romano - Handy Harrison

“- Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
- Manny: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.”

Queen Latifah - Ellie
Ray Romano - Manny

“Okay. Thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together, and, like it or not, we're gonna be one big, happy family. I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, and Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves.”
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Manny: Hey, buddy, want a lift?
- Diego: No, thanks. I'm saving what little dignity I've got left.
- Sid: You're hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.”
Ray Romano - Manny
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
John Leguizamo - Sid

“- Manny: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth.
- Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
- Manny: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.”
Ray Romano - Manny
Debi Derryberry - Diatryma Mom