Richard Lewis movie quotes

“- Latrine: Raven's egg! Blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave. He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble.
- Prince John: Are you certain?
- Latrine: Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tracey Ullman - Latrine
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“A woman can have sex with whoever she wants, a man only with whoever allows.”
Richard Lewis

“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”
Richard Lewis

“I tried phone sex once. I got an ear infection.”
Richard Lewis

“Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?”
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“I was a field surgeon during the war. We'd work long hours. We'd eat while we operated. One time, there's this young soldier I was trying to save, he took a cannonball in the stomach. After 18 hours of surgery, I did it. Never felt better in my life. Until, just like that, the patient dies. Turns out I left half a bologna sandwich in his lung.”
Richard Lewis - Phil Taylor

“- Marian: If you promise not to kill Robin, I shall do the most disgusting thing that I can think of.
- Prince John: Oh.
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh? And what's that?
- Marian: I shall marry you.”
Amy Yasbeck - Marian
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham

“- Phil Taylor: Let's just give up. Let's get out of here. Let's get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let's go east. What do you say?
- Cattle Rustler: I say you're a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you've done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don't you go back and leave the west to the real...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Lewis - Phil Taylor
John Dennis Johnston - Cattle Rustler

- Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
- Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
- Prince John: You mean you changed it to "Latrine"?
- Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse".
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Tracey Ullman - Latrine

“- Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
- Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood