Rita Rudner movie quotes

“- Maggie Chester: I went upstairs and threw my clothes off.
- Carol Benson: That's direct. What'd he say?
- Maggie Chester: He said he wasn't in the vagina business.
- Carol Benson: That's direct too... Has Peter ever been in the vagina business?
- Maggie Chester: Yes. He slept with Sarah!”

Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Carol Benson: Maggie, you are a very pretty girl.
- Maggie Chester: No, I'm not.
- Carol Benson: Yes, you are.
- Maggie Chester: No, I'm not.
- Carol Benson: Yes! But you make Mother Teresa look like a hooker.”
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester

“None for me and none for him. We're A.A.”

Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“- Carol Benson: I am not angry. I am just embarrassed. Is there anyone else down there you used to sleep with?
- Andrew: It was 10 years ago! Christ, 10 years ago, you were married to someone else.
- Carol Benson: That is not the point. I did not try to keep it a secret.
- Andrew: I didn't try and keep it a secret. I just didn't think it was...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“- Carol Benson: I was married to a bisexual.
- Maggie Chester: What happened?
- Carol Benson: He left me. For another woman, the ultimate put down.”
Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester