Rob Reiner movie quotes

“- Sheldon Flender: Quantity affects quality!
- David Shayne: Says who?
- Sheldon Flender: Karl Marx!
- Rita: Oh, so now we're talking economics.
- Sheldon Flender: Sex is economics!”
Rob Reiner - Sheldon Flender
John Cusack - David Shayne
Stacey Nelkin - Rita

“- Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
- David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
- Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
- David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
- Marty DiBergi: What was he the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins

- Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
- Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
- Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Christopher Guest - Nigel Tufnel
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi

“- Derek Smalls: We're taking a sophisticated view of sex...
- Marty DiBergi: Down on a farm.
- Derek Smalls: Yeah.”
Harry Shearer - Derek Smalls
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi

“I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me.”
Rob Reiner - Dr. David Townsend

“- Marty DiBergi: Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by?
- Viv Savage: Have... a good... time... all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.”
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi
David Kaff - Viv Savage