Robbie Coltrane movie quotes

“I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.”
Robbie Coltrane

“Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?”
Robbie Coltrane

“I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.”
Robbie Coltrane

“- Father Seamus: Tell me. Is celibacy just as difficult for a woman as it is for a man?
- Charlie McManus: I wouldn't know... I must come clean, though, I, I had a man in my bed last night. All night. You see, the way I see it, sex is allowed.”
Tom Hickey - Father Seamus
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Brian Hope: Does the Trinity make any sense to you?
- Charlie McManus: Oh, no. No, it makes no sense to anyone. That's why you have to believe it. That's why you have to have faith. If it made sense, it wouldn't have to be a religion, would it?”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Brian Hope: Explain the Trinity.
- Charlie McManus: Hmmm... well, it's a bit of a bugger.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Brian Hope: Look Charlie, some con men sell life insurance. The church sells afterlife insurance. It's brilliant! Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.
- Charlie McManus: The church isn't selling anything, Brian.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls. ...The insurance company is never going to believe this!”

Robbie Coltrane - Valentin Zukovsky

“- Valentin Zukovsky: At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families.
- James Bond: Not exactly our finest hour.
- Valentin Zukovsky: Still, ruthless...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robbie Coltrane - Valentin Zukovsky
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Van Helsing: Dr. Jekyll, you're wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...
- Mr. Hyde: It's Mr. Hyde, now!
- Van Helsing: For the murder of twelve men, six women, four...
- Mr. Hyde: Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry!”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Hyde

“Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go, and his name was V...”

Robbie Coltrane - Hagrid

- Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.
- Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.
- Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?
- Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible!
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Rocks in our pockets and gravestones above our heads is all we'll get from this journey.”
Robbie Coltrane - Rhun

“- Van Helsing: You're a deranged psychopath.
- Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Sister Mary of the Annunciation: You know, I saw two men last night.
- Charlie McManus: Oh, I'm sure it was just a nightmare.”
Lila Kaye - Sister Mary of the Annunciation
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

"From Hell". Well at least they got the address right.

Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

There's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure blood".
Robbie Coltrane - Hagrid The Giant

“There's your typical Londoner, imbued with Christian sympathy for his fellow man, or fellow whore in this case.”
Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

“You do not fuck with the special branch, the special branch fucks with you.”
Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

“That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead. A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.”

Robbie Coltrane - Hagrid

“- Brian Hope: Wherever there's a deep human need there's money to be made.
- Charlie McManus: You think so?
- Brian Hope: Of course, look at Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“I may faint. Don't worry. We got full medical coverage. I'll be ok.”

Robbie Coltrane - Ticket Seller

“We're all born sinful, except for Jesus who was perfect of course. And he was sent to save us. But how could he save us unless we're sinning? So we have to go on sinning in order to be saved and go to Heaven. That's how Christianity works. That's why it suits so many people.”
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- George: She's a woman of substance. A lady.
- Thomas: I thought you said she was a tart. A tall thin black tart.
- George: Maybe, but she's still a fucking lady.”

Bob Hoskins - George
Robbie Coltrane - Thomas