Roberto Benigni movie quotes

“It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.”
Roberto Benigni

“What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“The exquisite truth is to believe in something that maybe you know is a fiction, but you believe in it willingly.”
Roberto Benigni

“Now I have falled in love, at last. I have finded my new home. She has asked to me if I stay here, to live together with her forever and ever. Like in a book for children.”
Roberto Benigni - Roberto

“You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“It is a sad and beautiful world.”

Roberto Benigni - Roberto

“If looks could kill, I am dead now.”

Roberto Benigni - Roberto

“If there's no room at the Hotel Genius, I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.”
Roberto Benigni - Driver - Rome

“I want to make love to you, not just once, but over and over again! But I'll never tell you that. I'd have to be crazy to tell you. I'd even make love to you now, right here for the rest of my life.”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Women.
- Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
Debrah Farentino - Princess Yasmin

“Buongiorno Principessa!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

- Giosuè: Why aren't Jews or dogs allowed to go in?
- Guido: They just don't want Jews or dogs to go in. Everybody does what they want to, Giosuè. There's a hardware store there. They don't let Spanish people or horses into his store. Further ahead, there's a drugstore. Yesterday, I was with a Chinese friend who had a kangaroo. I said: “May we?"... (continue)(continue reading)
Giorgio Cantarini - Giosuè
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me, do you know which way is north?
- Camel Driver: Yes.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli

“Very strange mother, my mother.”
Roberto Benigni - Roberto