Roseanne Barr movie quotes

“- Bob: Okay Ruth, I'll give you a few days, then you've got to come back for the kids. Where can I reach you?
- Ruth Patchett: I'm not coming back, Bob, they'll have a much better life here with you.
- Bob: Wait a minute, Ruth, where're you going?
- Ruth Patchett: I don't know, Bob, into my future I guess.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Bob
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“I would have to get used to being alone now. It's not easy for a mother to be separated from her children. I'll bet Mary Fisher's mother feels the same way. Maybe I can help old Mrs. Fisher get reacquainted with her daughter. But first, I would need a new name.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“Once upon a time, I had a home on the range. But not anymore. It's no use cryin' over spilled milk.”
Roseanne Barr - Maggie

“You are a mature and vibrant woman, and don't you let anybody tell you anything different.”

Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Hooper: What is going on here?
- Ruth Patchett: Oh, isn't it wonderful?
- Hooper: I know what you've been doing! The vitamins, the workouts, it's against the rules! I'm going to report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you'll be sorry.
- Ruth Patchett: Oh I don't think so, I have been sorry my whole life and by the looks of it, so have you, so you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Linda Hunt - Hooper
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance, and then there are those of us who need all the help we can get, like me.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett