Rowan Atkinson movie quotes

“- Lorna Campbell: What are you going to do? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you going to get out there and save your country?
- Johnny English: ...I'm going to sit in the flat.”
Natalie Imbruglia - Lorna Campbell
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English

“Face it, King, you're worthless and weak and the chances of you getting a girlfriend without the aid of a virus which wiped out the entire male population of the planet are frankly pretty remote.”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson

“- Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
- Mufasa: Fire away.
- Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't....” (continue)(continue reading)
Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
James Earl Jones - Mufasa

“- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
- Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
- Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Zazu: Well, as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should've been first in line.
- Scar: Well, I was first in line, until the little hairball was born.
- Mufasa: That hairball is my son. And your future king.
- Scar: Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.”
Rowan Atkinson - Zazu
Jeremy Irons - Scar
James Earl Jones - Mufasa

“- Small-Fawcett: Sorry, I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed.
- James Bond: And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor.
- Small-Fawcett: Oh, God! Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn! Damn! Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.”
Rowan Atkinson - Small-Fawcett
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“What in the name of Judas Iscariot's bumboy is going on?”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson