Rupert Everett movie quotes

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Julie Schofield: Isn't there anything you miss at all?
- Guy Bennett: I miss the cricket.”
Betsy Brantley - Julie Schofield
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“- Julianne Potter: George? What will he do?
- George Downes: He'll choose Kim. You'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“You and I are both the same. We kill out of indifference, out of love sometimes, but never out of hate. Now I don't know who's dead or alive. I'm sick of killing. So I'm leaving the game, Brother.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“There comes a time in every son's life when he must, indeed, follow his father's advice: I shall go to bed at once.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“In your heart of hearts, like Barclay and Delahay and Fowler and me, you still believe, inspite of your talk of equality and fraternity, you still believe that some people are better than others because of the way they make love.”
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: We were quite well suited, as I recall.
- Lord Arthur Goring: You were poor, I was rich, it must have suited you very well. And then you met the Baron, who was even richer. And that suited you better.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Countess: Aren't you going to congratulate me?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Congratulations.
- Countess: Aren't you going to ask what for?
- Lord Arthur Goring: What for?
- Countess: I've made a great decision. I've decided to get married.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My God! Who to?
- Countess: That part is yet to be decided.”
Marsha Fitzalan - Countess
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“You're a thief. You may have killed your wife and daughter. OK, I'll give you that. But it was me who knocked off the three girls. What are you doing stealing my murders? What kind of fucking friend do you think you are? I suppose you thought you were doing me a favor.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

- Sam: Daddy, are you a "faggot"?
- Robert Whittaker: Where did you hear that word?
- Sam: Kyle told it to me.
- Robert Whittaker: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
- Sam: Yes.
- Robert Whittaker: Well, what does it mean?
- Sam: It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
Malcolm Stumpf - Sam
Rupert Everett - Robert Whittaker

“- Lord Arthur Goring: Shouldn't you be in bed, Miss Mabel?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Lord Goring!
- Lord Arthur Goring: My father always tells me to go to bed, so I don't see why I shouldn't give you the same advice. I always pass on good advice. It is the only sensible thing to do with it.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern

“- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane!
- Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Eheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! Ha ha ha!”
Joely Fisher - Brenda
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

- Inspector Gadget: Why would you do this?
- Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks.
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Jack: I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
- Algy: Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Scolex: Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
- Sikes: How 'bout Captain Claw?
- Kramer: Or Santa Claw?
- Scolex: Just Claw, one word... like Madonna.”

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Mike Hagerty - Sikes
Andy Dick - Kramer

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: What's that saying about the sea and there being plenty of fish in it?
- Lord Arthur Goring: I couldn't possibly marry a fish. I'd be sure to land an old trout.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Scolex: Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: We were?
- Scolex: Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.”

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Joely Fisher - Brenda

“- New Mayor Civardi: Mr. Dellamorte? I'm Civardi, the new mayor. Why the barbed wire? Do they climb in at night?
- Francesco Dellamorte: No. They climb out sometimes.”

Pietro Genuardi - New Mayor Civardi
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Inspector Gadget: You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.
- Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Lord Caversham: What do you want him to be then, my dear?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: I think he can be whatever he chooses.
- Lord Caversham: You don't deserve her, sir.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, if we men married the women we deserved... we should have a very bad time of it.”

John Wood - Lord Caversham
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“I can't forgive myself for having lied to you. I don't have a degree in biology. Never even finished high school. I haven't read more than two books in my whole life. One, never finished. And the other is the phone book.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“I should have known it. The rest of the world doesn't exist.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte