Russell Brand movie quotes

“- Aldous Snow: Maybe you can have Rachel and Sarah, they got along alright at dinner.
- Peter Bretter: I'm not that kind of guy and even if I was I don't think I have the sexual competency to pull that off.
- Aldous Snow: Yeah its a gift.”
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Eduardo: I am not afraid of your jelly guns.
- Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.”

Benjamin Bratt - Eduardo
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“- Aldous Snow: I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It's great.
- Peter Bretter: That's, like, exactly what I'm going for.
- Aldous Snow: Right, yeah.
- Peter Bretter: [clearly disappointed] Fuck you're cool! It's so hard to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!”

Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Edith: Can I drink this?
- Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“Now look at him, married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole.”

Russell Brand - Lonny

“I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, miss, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that, not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right.”

Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
- Aldous Snow: Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.”
Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Skeeter Bronson: You mind sleeping over? I'm gonna duck out a few hours.
- Mickey: Oh, yeah, yeah. Mmm. By the way, um... I am, uh, legally obliged to tell you that I suffer from... sleep panic disorder.
- Skeeter Bronson: Ok, what's, uh, sleep panic disorder?
- Mickey: Believe me, you don't want to know.”
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson
Russell Brand - Mickey

“- Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
- Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
- Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“- Sarah Marshall: When were you planning on telling me this?
- Aldous Snow: I just told you, then.
- Sarah Marshall: Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
- Aldous Snow: Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment.”
Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“You know what? Ketchup is good for you! It exfoliates the skin, so who's the real victim here? You are!”

Russell Brand - Mickey

“I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... it really, deeply upsets me.”
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Sarah Marshall: It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
- Rachel Jansen: For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you.
- Aldous Snow: It's a metaphor for a crap movie.”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Mickey: Look's like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Wow!
- Mickey: He keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsy.
[Bugsy looks at them]
- Skeeter Bronson: He's kidding, Bugsy. Take it easy.”

Russell Brand - Mickey
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“- Matthew the Waiter: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
- Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.”
Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow