Salma Hayek quotes
- From the movie: Bliss
“Isabel-Most people say, ignorance is bliss. But I say, you have to experience the good to appreciate the bad.
Greg-You know, it's the other way around.
Isabel-Exactly.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Sally Lamonsoff: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
- Sally Lamonsoff: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.
- Eric Lamonsoff: I do.” - From the movie: Bliss
“Isabel-Ignore her. She’s not real.
Greg-She feels real.” - From the movie: Bliss
“You see all these people outside? They’re not real. This is a simulation.”
- From the movie: Bliss
“It’s amazing how easy humans can get used to even something spectacular.”
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Alex Whitman: Wait a minute! You snuck out on me, and I never heard from you again. And now you just show up, tell me you're pregnant, and I'm supposed to know exactly what to do? Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know, exactly, what to do.
- Isabel Fuentes: That's the first good thing you've said all night.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.” - From the movie: Frida
“I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.”
- From the movie: Dogma
“Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.”
- From the movie: Fair Game
“This is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to occupant. Because, Max, I am the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas you are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? Get your shit out of my apartment!”
- From the movie: Bandidas
“I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.”
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
- Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.
- Kurt McKenzie: That's 4.
- Eric Lamonsoff: Yeah.” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Amalia: You left Alex with your brothers?
- Isabel Fuentes: And Chuy.
- Amalia: Oh, I better light another candle.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: And this must be your mother.
- Rob Hilliard: My wife.” - From the movie: Lonely Hearts
“- Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
- Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
- Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
- Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.” - From the movie: Bandidas
“- Maria Alvarez: Get on the ground!
- Sara Sandoval: How can they get on the ground if I told them not to move?” - From the movie: Dogma
- From the movie: Bandidas
“I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure.”
- From the movie: Frida
“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.”
- From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Alex Whitman: How've you been?
- Isabel Fuentes: Pregnant.” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me, I can pee faster than anyone in the world.”
- From the movie: Frida
“- Frida Kahlo: What do you think matters most for a good marriage?
- Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory.
- Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married?
- Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.” - From the movie: Dogma
“Bethany, you of anyone should know that tits dont make a woman. As you can see, I lack definition.”
- From the movie: Wild Wild West
“- Rita Escobar: Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Isn't that a coincidence? 'Cos, I kinda miss me too!”
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