Sandra Bullock movie quotes

“I know, we're all gonna die. Everybody knows that. But I'm going to die today. Funny that... you know, to know. But the thing is, is that I'm still scared. Really scared. Nobody will mourn for me, no one will pray for my soul. Will you mourn for me? Will you say a prayer for me? Or is it too late... ah, I mean I'd say one for myself but I've...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sandra Bullock - Ryan Stone

“- Margaret Tate: Timeout, ok? This bickering Bickerson thing has got to stop. People need to think that we are in love.
- Andrew Paxton: That's no problem. I can do that. I can pretend to be the doting fiancé. That's easy. But for you, that's going to require that you stop snacking on children while they dream.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you were some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?
- Andrew Paxton: How could I? We were in the middle of talking about you, for the last three years.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Sally Owens: We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
- Gilly Owens: What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“- Andrew Paxton: I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
- Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“That's the world, that's politics. That's how it works. It starts out with big promises and ends up with jackshit happening.”
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“- Eric Matthews: All right, here's your new IDs. For pageant identity.
- Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?
- Eric Matthews: Yeah, remember, you like that name.
- Gracie Hart: Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'd like to become a legal guardian.
- CPS Welfare Worker: God help that child!”
Sandra Bullock - Leigh Anne Tuohy
Maria Howell - CPS Welfare Worker

“- Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're a shambles!
- John Spartan: Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread.
[pause]
- John Spartan: I really didn't say that, did I? Damn!”
Sandra Bullock - Lenina Huxley
Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan

“- Gillian Owens: Is he cute?
- Sally Owens: Yeah, he's... nice... in a very penal code sort of way, yeah.”

Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- Castillo: This llama will lead us toward prosperity.
- Jane: It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.”

Joaquim de Almeida - Castillo
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.”
Sandra Bullock - Ryan Stone

“Wake up, this is war. There’s only one wrong in this, only one, and that is losing!”
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“I am angry all the time... and I don't know why.”
Sandra Bullock - Jean

“- Margaret Tate: I am not getting in that boat!
- Andrew Paxton: Fine, see you in three days.
- Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
- Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
- Diane Farrow: Yes.
- Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
- Diane Farrow: So you know this experiment?
- Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
- Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Gwen Cummings: You don't honestly think I'm going to jail, do you?
- Cornell: No? For driving drunk, crashing into a house, knocking over a lawn jockey that could have been a four-year-old child?
- Gwen Cummings: Yeah, but it wasn't, it was a four-year-old lawn jockey.”
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings
Steve Buscemi - Cornell

“- Castillo: Did you hire me?
- Jane: I'm sorry?
- Castillo: Did you hire me?
- Jane: No, no...
- Castillo: I hired you!
- Jane: No, nobody hired me. I cannot be hired. Unless you mean in the uh, you know, the technical sense, then yes, I probably was hired.”
Joaquim de Almeida - Castillo
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“- Linda Lue Linden: You know, Kyle Davidson, there's something you never knew about me.
- Kyle Davidson: What's that?
- Linda Lue Linden: You could have had me for a song.”

Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden
Dermot Mulroney - Kyle Davidson

“You know what I've been told? Italian men respect their wives. They spoil their mistresses. But the only women they love are their mothers.”
Sandra Bullock - Agnes von Kurowsky

“I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office, OK?”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- Ashburn: Could you just close the door on your way out?
- Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I'll slam it about 157,000 fucking times.
- Rojas: Aw, shit, girl You'd better run. Run like you're on fire!”
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins
Spoken Reasons - Rojas

I am so tired by the way you people talk. You know, I mean, "one day at a time". What is that? I mean, like two, three days at a time is an option?
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings