Scarlett Johansson movie quotes

“- Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- Bob Harris: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Olivia Wenscombe: Why would he trust me?
- Robert Angier: Because you're going to tell him the truth.”
Scarlett Johansson - Olivia Wenscombe
Hugh Jackman - Robert Angier

“- Dan: We made a deal, remember? We made a deal we'd always be honest with one another.
- Alex: Dad, I was like five years old when we made that deal.
- Dan: Yeah, I liked you better then.”
Dennis Quaid - Dan
Scarlett Johansson - Alex

“- Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
- Rebecca: And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?”
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“I just feel so alone, even when I'm surrounded by other people.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte

“- Olivia Wenscombe: I'm here to give your show what's still missing.
- Alfred Borden: Yeah? What might that be?
- Olivia Wenscombe: Me.”
Scarlett Johansson - Olivia Wenscombe
Christian Bale - Alfred Borden

“- Alex: You're kind of a bizarrely honest guy, huh?
- Carter: No, just around you.”
Scarlett Johansson - Alex
Christopher Grace - Carter

“- Anne Boleyn: I meant to come sooner. I'm sorry I did not. I've been kept occupied.
- Mary Boleyn: So I hear: amusing the king.”
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn
Scarlett Johansson - Mary Boleyn

“- Enid: I bet he's in there jerking off.
- Rebecca: I bet he never jerks off.
- Enid: Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.”
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway?
- Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
- Rebecca: Well, that lets us off the hook.”
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
- Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.”
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
- Sheriff Samantha Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!”
Scarlett Johansson - Ashley Parker
Kari Wuhrer - Sheriff Samantha Parker

“- Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen, and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
- Enid: Hi, Al.
- Rebecca: Can we call you 'Weird Al'?
- Weird Al: I'd imagine so.”
Ezra Buzzington - Weird Al
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- Enid: I don't know... I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool.
- Rebecca: That guy is many things but he's definetely not cool.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca