Scott Caan quotes
- From the movie: Ready to Rumble
“- Sean Dawkins: Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a serious answer, swear to god?
- Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
- Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
- Gordie Boggs: Oh my...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ocean's Thirteen
- From the movie: Into the Blue
- From the movie: Ready to Rumble
“- Jimmy King: I just gave him a little flick!
- Sean Dawkins: Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?” - From the movie: Ready to Rumble
- From the movie: Varsity Blues
“- Tweeter: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeter end zone dance?
[Tweeter dances]
- Tweeter: You know what it's called?
- Mox: What?
- Tweeter: The new tweeter end zone dance.” - From the movie: Ocean's Twelve
“- Reuben Tishkoff: Frank come on let me in.
- Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.” - From the movie: American Outlaws
“Just because he reads all them books and he knows all them big words don't make him smart!”
- From the movie: Gone in 60 Seconds
- From the movie: American Outlaws
“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.” - From the movie: Ready to Rumble
- From the movie: American Outlaws
“- Cole Younger: Bob, get me some bandages.
- Jesse James: And some whiskey. I think this time we'll make an exception.” - From the movie: Ready to Rumble
“- Sean Dawkins: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
- Gordie Boggs: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!
- Sean Dawkins: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?” - From the movie: Varsity Blues
“- Tweeter: Will you listen to me? Women are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
- Mox: What?
- Tweeter: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties fall off. This is nice. It's very nice.
- Mox: It's nice?
- Tweeter: It's nice.
- Mox: Tweeter, you think you'll enjoy prison?
- Tweeter: [not...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: American Outlaws
“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.” - From the movie: Into the Blue
“Winners make the rules and losers live by them.”
- From the movie: Varsity Blues
“I'm gonna go to jail!”
- From the movie: Varsity Blues
- From the movie: Ready to Rumble
“- Sean Dawkins: How's my hair look? Finesse?
- Gordie Boggs: Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.” - From the movie: American Outlaws
- Cole Younger: Why the hell aren't we the "Younger-James" gang? I mean we got three Younger brothers and two James brothers.
- Bob Younger: The "Younger-James" gang is confusing. Say we burst into a bank and we go, "We're the Younger-James gang!". People are gonna be thinkin', "The younger James gang? Is there an older James gang? How come we... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Gone in 60 Seconds
- Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
- Tumbler: "ROBIN-1".
- Kip Raines: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
- Memphis Raines: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins. - From the movie: Varsity Blues
- From the movie: American Outlaws
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