Sean Astin movie quotes

“- Frodo: I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
- Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!”

Elijah Wood - Frodo
Sean Astin - Sam

- William "Billy" Tepper: You're fuckin' morons. You know that, don't you? You're fuckin' morons.
- Ricardo Montoya: That's why we hang with you, Billy.
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
George Perez - Ricardo Montoya

“- Duncan McDermott: Kit, I hate to bring it up with this sumptuous repast, but it looks as if you're drinking a glass of puke.
- Kit McDermott: You'd know.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“- Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
- Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
- Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
- Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
- Stoney: The truth is bro, life's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Sean Astin - Dave

“- Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.
- Sam: What does he mean?
- Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.
- Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.
- Frodo: The last pages are for you, Sam.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“My friends call me Dickface.”
Sean Astin - Alan

- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
- William "Billy" Tepper: That's right. That's it exactly.
- Jonathan "Snuffy"... (continue)(continue reading)
Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

“- Sam: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding onto something.
- Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
- Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.”
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

- Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.
Tracy Brooks Swope - Jennifer
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

“The boy who wouldn't speak to his father is a good bit. You do it really well, but the prodigal son is good, too. Check it out. I can't speak for the others, but I wouldn't mind seeing your stupid face once in a while.”

Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott

“- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Hey this place is really somethin' else huh? Someday I'm gonna come out of that tunnel and I'm gonna run onto this field.
- Fortune: Well, it ain't gonna be this day.”

Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger
Charles S. Dutton - Fortune

“- Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring'. And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?'. 'Yes, my boy, the most famous of hobbits. And that's saying a lot'.
- Frodo: You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- Father Cavanaugh: Well, you've done a hell of a job kid, chasing down your dream.
- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Who cares what kind of job I did if it doesn't produce results? It doesn't mean anything.”
Robert Prosky - Father Cavanaugh
Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger

“All you ever cared about is nugs, chillin and grindge.”

Sean Astin - Dave

“- Izzy: Dad, people can be allergic to each other.
- Patrick: That's for sure.”
Sean Astin - Izzy
Sam Shepard - Patrick

- Henry "Hank" Giles, III: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
- William "Billy" Tepper: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.
T.E. Russell - Hank Giles
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

- Luis Cali: What does your father do, William?
- William "Billy" Tepper: He's a contractor.
- Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.
Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali
Sean Astin - Billy Tepper

“- Chunk: It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
- Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?
- Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
- Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Cohen - Chunk
Sean Astin - Mikey
Josh Brolin - Brand
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“- Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
- Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
- Dave: [finishing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“- Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
- Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
- Dave: God, you can't do that to me.
- Dave: [looking more closely at Link] What's on his Nose?
- Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Stef: Wait, stop! You can't do this.
- Data: Why?
- Mikey: Why?
- Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
- Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.”

Martha Plimpton - Stef
Jonathan Ke Quan - Data
Sean Astin - Mikey
Corey Feldman - Mouth

- Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: I know exactly what I'm gonna do...
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Oh God, Virg, if I have to hear one more word about that stupid restaurant...
- Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger: It's not stupid! At least I've got a plan! What are you gonna do after the war, huh?
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Come to your restaurant and rob it!
Reed Diamond - Sgt. Virgil Hoogesteger
Sean Astin - Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore

- Stan the Rookie: We had our first practice today.
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
- Stan the Rookie: Well, we need a couple more. If you guys have any advice...?
- Sgt. Jack Bocci: Yeah, get a gun, shoot yourself in the foot, and go home!
- Sgt. Eugene McVey: Now, that's good advice!
- Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore: Hey, are... (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Mackintosh - Stan the Rookie
Sean Astin - Sgt. Richard "Rascal" Moore
Neil Giuntoli - Sgt. Jack Bocci
Courtney Gains - Sgt. Eugene McVey