Sir Sean Connery movie quotes

"John Steed". What a horse's arse of a name.
Sir Sean Connery - Sir August de Wynter

“- Jim Malone: You, you carry a badge?
- Agent Oscar Wallace: Yes?
- Jim Malone: [gives him a shotgun] Carry a gun.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone
Charles Martin Smith - Agent Oscar Wallace

“- Walter: How do you live with yourself?
- Barley: Actually I don't live with myself. I tend to give myself a pretty wide berth.”
Ken Russell - Walter
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“- Kurgan: You can't defeat me, Ramirez! I am the strongest!
- Ramirez: My cut has improved your voice!”
Clancy Brown - Kurgan
Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez

“- Major Robert Dapes: It's a girl! I want to question her.
- Captain Raphael Ramirezrez: Yes. First you, then she is 'questioned' by the sergeant and each of the men as many times as possible, and then two or three days later she is taken and shot. It would be much kinder to shoot her now.”

Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes
Héctor Elizondo - Captain Raphael Ramirez

“- Draco: Thank you very much. It's been stuck down there for months. Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
- Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath, is absolutely foul!
- Draco: What do you expect, with an old knight rotting between my molars?”

Sir Sean Connery - Draco
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“The sempai is the senior man who guides the junior man, the kohai. In Japan, the sempai-kohai relationship is presumed to exist when the younger man and the older man work together. Hopefully, they will presume that of us.”

Sir Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor

“Why is every fucking thing the real world except teaching?”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Armstrong

“- Stanley Goodspeed: How do you... do it?
- John Patrick Mason: I was trained by the best. British intelligence. But in retrospect I would rather have been a poet. Or a farmer.
- Stanley Goodspeed: Okay.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason

“You paid one hundred thousand dollars for that! Paid it to the killer! Do you call that journalism? We're in show business, baby. Make them laugh, make them cry, make them buy, by and by.”

Sir Sean Connery - Patrick Hale

“If I knew the answers to everything I would be teaching theology in Paris.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“You know, I never knew what happiness was until I married your mother. And by then it was too late.”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul

“Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“- Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell: Now, are you sure you want to have a fight? Because I'm only gonna use my thumb.
- Bully in Bar: Thumb?
- Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell: My right thumb. Left one's much too powerful for you.”
Sir Sean Connery - Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell
Rick Zumwalt - Bully in Bar

“Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.”
Sir Sean Connery - Sir August de Wynter

“If there is to be a hope we must all betray our country, we have to save each other because all victims are equal and none is more equal than others. It's everyone's duty to start the avalanche.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“- Stanley Goodspeed: You enjoying this?
- John Patrick Mason: Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason

“The only evidence I see of the antichrist here is everyones desire to see him at work.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“- Pierce: There. He's your son.
- Agar: I don't have no son!
- Pierce: Louisa says he's your son.
- Agar: Louisa! She wouldn't know, would she? Is that him? He's not my son! He's too ugly to be my son!”

Sir Sean Connery - Pierce
Donald Sutherland - Agar

“From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.”

Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez

“- Fatima Blush: How reckless of me. I made you all wet.
- James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”

Barbara Carrera - Fatima
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Stanley Goodspeed: How'd you do it?
- John Patrick Mason: Nurtured the hope that there was hope. That one day I'd breathe free air. Perhaps meet my daughter. Modest hopes, but they kept a man alive.”
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason

“- Blair Sullivan: You never been in a war?
- Paul Armstrong: No.
- Blair Sullivan: Korea? Vietnam? You ever do a little hit and run with the BMW? Never told the wifey to get an abortion? A little piece o' chicken on the side - here's $300 dollars doll face, get taken care of.”
Ed Harris - Blair Sullivan
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Armstrong

“- Agar: We're partners, aren't we? Of course, if you're trying to say that you don't trust me completely...
- Pierce: I don't trust you at all.”
Donald Sutherland - Agar
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Bowen: You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
- Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco