Seann William Scott quotes
- From the movie: Mr. Woodcock
“- John Farley: You have a father?
- Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father. I'm not Jesus.” - From the movie: Role Models
“- Wheeler: This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?
- Beth: That's not a stupid question.
- Danny: It's real in the game of Monopoly.
- Wheeler: But Monopoly is based on true events.” - From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Jim Levenstein: Amazing.
- Stifler: Yes, the force is strong in that one.” - From the movie: Role Models
- Ronnie: Damn, she got some boobies on her.
- Wheeler: You sure are a fan of the boobies, kid.
- Ronnie: Oh yeah. Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher". - From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Finch: I am not touching that!
- Jim Levenstein: Put that thing away, Stifler.
- Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.” - From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Chester Greenburg: Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
- Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn?
- Chester Greenburg: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.” - From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Jesse Montgomery III: Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
- Chester Greenburg: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
- Jesse Montgomery III: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!” - From the movie: The Dukes of Hazzard
“- Sheev: Have you ever been to China?
- Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!” - From the movie: American Wedding
“- Cadence Flaherty: So, can I see the ring?
- Steve Stifler: Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket.
- Cadence Flaherty: Okay, Frodo.” - From the movie: Mr. Woodcock
“When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself.”
- From the movie: The Rundown
- From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Jesse Montgomery III: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
- Chester Greenburg: Oh, that's my alter ego.
- Jesse Montgomery III: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was my alter ego.
- Chester Greenburg: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.” - From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: American Wedding
“- Kevin Myers: You're a hero.
- Steve Stifler: Pussy is pussy.” - From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, this is an emergency!
- Chester Greenburg: So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!” - From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: American Wedding
“- Steve Stifler: Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.
- Jim Levenstein: You what?
- Steve Stifler: Oh! Oh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying.” - From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Jesse Montgomery III: You know what we should do?
- Chester Greenburg: Eat?
- Jesse Montgomery III: No.
[thinks for a moment]
- Jesse Montgomery III: Eat!” - From the movie: Final Destination
- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Chester Greenburg: How wasted were we last night?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.” - From the movie: American Pie 2
- From the movie: American Wedding
“My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.”
- From the movie: American Pie
“- Steve Stifler: Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house and you're not going to do anything about it?
- Jim Levenstein: What am I supposed to do Stifler, broadcast her over the internet?
- Steve Stifler: Yeah!”
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