Selma Blair movie quotes

“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?
- Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!
- Emily Lott: It's just a question.”
Selma Blair - Emily Lott
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand

- Liz Sherman: In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?
- Hellboy: I said, "Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry!".
Selma Blair - Liz Sherman
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Angel of Death: It is for you to decide. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth; not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live? Make the choice. The world, or him?
- Liz Sherman: Him.”

Doug Jones - Angel of Death
Selma Blair - Liz Sherman

“- Cyrus: Don't you want to make me pancakes? No-one ever made me pancakes.
- Al Connelly: Cyrus, I'm in love with someone else. I can't make you anything.”
Selma Blair - Cyrus
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“A wedding is such a girl thing.”
Selma Blair

“I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?”
Selma Blair

“God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.”
Selma Blair

“I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Jane: He dumped me....Kevin dumped meeee!
- Christina: Oh sweetie...
- Jane: A day before our one year anniversary...
- Christina: Well you know, he's probably just going through a rough stage.
- Courtney: Yeah, he'll call you tomorrow..that phone is going to be ringing.
- Jane: Noooo!! He said he's been wanting this for six months and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Selma Blair - Jane Burns
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Tom Manning: I like the way he takes charge. He's efficient, and precise.
- Liz Sherman: Add resistant to that and you got yourself a new watch.”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning
Selma Blair - Liz Sherman

“- Jane: I was taking inventory in the back.
- Mr. Mooney: Yeah, my Aunt Fanny!
- Jane: Ew.”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns
Loren Lester - Mr. Mooney

“- Shawn Holloway: Well, that's different. Then I was gonna die for sure. Now I'm probably just gonna break my neck or my legs, and become a quadriplegic, and then what if...
- Charlie Anders: What if you? What if you? What if you? What if you actually make it, and we get away from here? Jesus, are you always such a downer? No wonder you want to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders

“By my calculations, with your current salary and your future earning potential, you'd never be able to save enough money to put one kid through college, much less two. What if the kid needs braces? What if he has a learning disability and needs private tutoring? What if he does something stupid, gets arrested, and you need to hire an attorney?...” (continue)(continue reading)

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“Red, white, whatever. Guys are all the same.”
Selma Blair - Liz Sherman

“You wanna know my dream? It's a beautiful dream; to be cremated.”
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“- Shawn Holloway: Get up. It's morning.
- Mathew Richmond: My God! Why didn't you tell me?
- Shawn Holloway: I thought I just did.”
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
D.W. Moffett - Mathew Richmond

“- Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
- Jane: Pised?”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Shawn Holloway: What are you gonna do once you get him are you gonna shoot him?
- Elevator Cop: Well hopefully he will have the good sense to give himself up before it comes to that.
- Shawn Holloway: If he had any good sense he wouldn't be robbing a bank in the first place... Don't you think?”

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
Keith Martin Gordey - Elevator Cop

“- Charlie Anders: Listen, if you weren't standing up on the roof like a signpost, we wouldn't be in this shit. My mate's been shot. He could be dead. You're a fucking menace, right? I should really kill you.
- Shawn Holloway: You're right. Well, come on. I haven't got all day.”
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway