Shia LaBeouf movie quotes

“- Principal Holmstead: Growing up is a hard enough thing as it is.
- Kelly Ernswiler: Is that what your box of tissues is for?”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“- Mutt Williams: You're not my dad, alright!
- Indiana Jones: You bet I am; and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!
- Mutt Williams: Oh really! What happend to there's not a damn thing wrong, with you kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different! You don't remember saying that!
- Indiana Jones: That was before I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Big Z: You havin' fun?
- Cody Maverick: I hate you.”
Jeff Bridges - Big Z
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

- Ethan Shaw: No, ARIIA, listen to me, you do not have permission to exceed your authority and act independently. Do you understand?
- ARIIA: The Declaration of Independence states: "Whenever any form of government becomes destructive to it's own ends, it is the right of the People to abolish it".
Shia LaBeouf - Jerry Shaw
Julianne Moore - ARIIA

“- Lani Aliikai: Can I ask you something personal?
- Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.”

Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Kelly Ernswiler: War is hell.
- Sarah: Oh, well then, why do you do it?
- Kelly Ernswiler: You're never more alive than when faced with simulated death.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler
Shiri Appleby - Sarah

“If you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Ashley: What took you so long?
- Kale: We were upstairs playing.
- Ronnie: Video games!”
Sarah Roemer - Ashley
Shia LaBeouf - Kale
Aaron Yoo - Ronnie

“- Louis Stevens: Oh... mother of pearl, Beans!
- Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren: Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!”

Shia LaBeouf - Louis Stevens
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren

“Every thief has an excuse.”
Shia LaBeouf - Jake Moore

“I'll forgive him when I go to college. That's when I'll forgive him. I can't go, can I? Because he took all the money out of my college fund, and bought Mexican black tar with it. And you're asking me to forgive this guy. No way.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, you turn it and you're getting ready to leave but you don't, you stop and you back up and you turn to the mirror and you stare at yourself. But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot" kind of stare. You know, it's more like... "Who am I, really?".
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“You look out the window all the time like I do, only you're looking at the world, you know? Tryin' to figure it out, trying to understand the world. Trying to figure out why it's not in order like your books.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Principal Holmstead: How am I ever going to get through to you?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic.”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“No sacrifice, no victory.”
Shia LaBeouf - Sam Witwicky

“- Kale: Do you think he sees us?
- Daniel Brecht: No, he can't see us. But trust me, he can feel us watching.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale
Matt Craven - Daniel Brecht

“Here I am, having a good time, riding the waves with my friends, not caring about who wins or loses but just surfing. Good old-fashioned fun, that's, well, fun!”
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Filmmaker: So, Cody, when you take your first wave, and the whole island's there to watch, what's it gonna be like?
- Cody Maverick: It's gonna be amazing. Honestly, it'll be the best wave of my life, and I hope the cameras are rolling because you're gonna want to watch it over and over and over and over again. It's gonna be awesome.”
Ash Brannon - Filmmaker
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
- Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Julie
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
- Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.
- Tank Evans: Pecker face?”
Diedrich Bader - Tank Evans
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Cody Maverick: Oh man, I'm in love.
- Chicken Joe: What are you standing here next to me for? You should go talk to her.
- Cody Maverick: No way, man! I'm not gonna go talk to her.
- Chicken Joe: Dude, she's totally into you!”

Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick
Jon Heder - Chicken Joe

“I'm not gonna lie to you. This is like, it's huge man. Winners find a way, no matter what, right?”

Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Stanley: Where's a person go to the bathroom around here?
- Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
Shia LaBeouf - Stanley
Miguel Castro - Magnet

“I'm your brother, and I love messin' with you. But I would never do anything to hurt you.”

Shia LaBeouf - Louis Stevens