Stanley Anderson movie quotes

“If 'Moby Dick' had been written from Captain Ahab's point of view, would the opening sentence have been, 'Call me Fishmeal'?”
Stanley Anderson

“- Dan Truman: lt's the size of Texas, Mr President.
- President: Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
- Dan Truman: Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars, that allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman
Stanley Anderson - President

“Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray, all day, every day.”

Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“You tell him this very directly: Survival is victory, Chief Red Cloud. You can't stop us now. You can only survive among us.”

Stanley Anderson - Ulysses S. Grant

If anybody really knew Kennedy, you think they would've voted for him? You gotta be strong. So strong you're gonna want to blow your brains out. But you won't. So strong, people can say right to your face "You're a dirty, lying son of a bitch", and it's not gonna make a bit of difference.

Stanley Anderson - Fielding's Father

“It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.”

Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.”
Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon