Stephen Root movie quotes

“The more you work, the more people see your work and would like to work with you, and vice versa.”
Stephen Root

“Life can be a sick joke. One day you're developing prints in the darkroom and the next day you wake up - in the dark. Genetic disease.”
Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

“- Bart Trinke: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
- Greenie: You gettin' a dog?”
George Carlin - Bart Trinke
Stephen Root - Greenie

“- Erwin Griswold: Gender equality as a civil right?
- Professor Brown: When everyone’s aggrieved and everyone’s a victim. It’s what the ACLU does, divide the country into smaller and smaller subgroups.”
Sam Waterston - Erwin Griswold
Stephen Root - Professor Brown

“- Man who hires Wells: Just how dangerous is he?
- Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?”

Stephen Root - Man who hires Wells
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells

“- Dalton Trumbo: Oh, one problem though.
- Hymie King: Expensive?
- Dalton Trumbo: Worse. It's good.”

Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo
Stephen Root - Hymie King

“Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.”
Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

- Sid: Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!
- Diego: Hey. If you ever masterhygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
- Manny: I'm not going extinct!
- Aardvark Dad: Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.

John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny
Stephen Root - Aardvark Dad

“- Jim Hudson: Ignorance.
- Chris Washington: Who?
- Jim Hudson: All of 'em. They mean well, but, they have no idea what real people will go through.”
Stephen Root - Jim Hudson
Daniel Kaluuya - Chris Washington

“Please don't lump me in with that, you know, I could give a shit what color you are. No, what I want is deeper. I want your eye, man. I want those things you see through.”

Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

“You have to remind casting directors out here that you don't just do one thing.”
Stephen Root

“Movies are an editor's medium.”
Stephen Root

“- Dean Burbage: Our approaches are quite different. Unfortunately for you, I happen to be the head of the department.
- Geoffrey Fisher: Why don't you fire me then?
- Dean Burbage: I don't want to fire you Geoffrey. I just want you to produce.
- Geoffrey Fisher: You can't fire me can you? You know that if anyone around here is going to strike...” (continue)(continue reading)
Stephen Root - Dean Burbage
John Pankow - Geoffrey Fisher

“I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on...” (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Root - Milton