Steve Coogan movie quotes

“- Brie Marschz: Hamlet 2?
- Dana Marschz: The Deuce. Correct.
- Brie Marschz: Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?”

Catherine Keener - Brie Marschz
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.”

Steve Carrell - Gru
Steve Coogan - Silas

- Alfred: He's a very committed environmentalist.
- Steve: Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
- Alfred: Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people".
Alfred Molina - Himself
Steve Coogan - Himself

“It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“We are putting on this play and if you don't like it, then tough titties you assturd monkey fucker!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“I saw a man strangle a human being - well, an accountant anyway.”
Steve Coogan - Simon Garden

“- Dana Marschz: You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
- Mr. Marquez: I have to take exception to that characterization.”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz
Marco Rodríguez - Mr. Marquez

“You're half-way up a mountain. Crime is the easy path to the bottom. Responsibility is the hard path to the top. But when you get there it's a great view.”
Steve Coogan - Simon Garden

“I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Larry: What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?
- Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!
- Octavius: It's kinda how we pass the time.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Steve Coogan - Octavius

“- Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
- Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
- Cricket Feldstein: My balls?”
Amy Poehler - Cricket Feldstein
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz