Stuart Pankin movie quotes

- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker
Mina Kolb - Dudley's Mother

“Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!”
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker

“- Diane: If those kids don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!
- Gordon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?”
Eve Gordon - Diane
Stuart Pankin - Gordon

“- Preston Pickett Ph.D.: I'm all out of goobers. There are no more.
- Sister Elizabeth: I'm so sorry.”
Stuart Pankin - Preston Pickett Ph.D.
Bess Armstrong - Sister Elizabeth

“- Alan: My dad knows a guy who knows a guy who works for NASA and he says if stare directly at the moon rock, you'll go blind.
- Gerry: Bullshit.”
Harry Waters Jr. - Alan
Stuart Pankin - Gerry