Susan Sarandon movie quotes

“- Mag: Patrick, for 25 years you have been dunking your tea bag exactly 7 times and throwing it in the sink. Who do you think throws that tea bag in the garbage?
- Patrick: Where's the garbage?”
Susan Sarandon - Mag
Sam Shepard - Patrick

“- Louise: You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car!
- Harlan: All right, hey, hey, hey, just calm down. We were just having a little fun, that's all.
- Louise: Looks like you got a real fucked-up idea of fun.”

Susan Sarandon - Louise
Timothy Carhart - Harlan

“The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“- Daisy Kincaid: What's your aversion to proper grammar?
- Brady Kincaid: Rhythm maybe.”
Susan Sarandon - Daisy
Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid

“- Igby: Why do you want me to be here, mother?
- Mimi: Comic relief.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby
Susan Sarandon - Mimi Slocumb

“I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you.”

Susan Sarandon - Sister Helen Prejean

“- Harry Ross: People like you, think you are entitled to all the things that you have?
- Catherine Ames: Do you think people like me care so much about things? Maybe people like you shouldn't get close to people like me!”
Paul Newman - Harry Ross
Susan Sarandon - Catherine Ames

“When the system's threatened, they'll do anything to defend it.”

Susan Sarandon - Melanie

“- Annie Savoy: Aren't I pretty?
- Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: God, I think you're real cute.
- Annie Savoy: Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I hate cute! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy
Tim Robbins - Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh

“- Simon: Mom! Mother! Why did you turn off my alarm? Why didn't you wake me up?
- Mag: I was already up so...
- Simon: My route, how did you know what houses to go to?
- Mag: It was fine, I just needed something to do.
- Simon: What about me? I needed something to do.
- Mag: Go clean the garage that's something to do.
- Simon: No! I don't want...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Stahl - Simon
Susan Sarandon - Mag

“- Speed's Teacher: Your son seems to be interested in only one thing. All he talks about, all he seems capable of thinking about, is automobile racing.
- Mom: Well, you know, his father designs racing cars.
- Speed's Teacher: And where is your husband?
- Mom: Working. He couldn't be here.
- Speed's Teacher: Perhaps the apple hasn't fallen very...” (continue)(continue reading)
Melissa Holroyd - Speed's Teacher
Susan Sarandon - Mom

“- Judy: I wanna know how you two met.
- Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that?
- Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.”
Eileen Brennan - Judy
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker
James Spader - Max Baron

“- Spider: We are in the middle of the, how do you say, the big puddle.
- Centipede: Biggest puddle of 'em all, angel fangs - the Atlantic Ocean.
- Grasshopper: Technically, the Pacific is the biggest.
- Centipede: Well, that goes without saying.”
Susan Sarandon - Spider
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede
Simon Callow - Grasshopper

“I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like a flower.”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“- Melanie: You'd better put your rage into perspective, Benjamin Du Toit. This is a long distance race, you'll need to pace yourself.
- Ben: I suppose cynicism goes with the job!
- Melanie: It's not cynicism, it's realism.”
Susan Sarandon - Melanie
Donald Sutherland - Ben

- Lou the Beagle: I've never met a stray.
- Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".
Tobey Maguire - Lou the Beagle
Susan Sarandon - Ivy

“Something happened between us that was not part of the plan... we were in love.”
Susan Sarandon - Hollie Baylor

“Be optimistic, don't be so grumpy, when the road gets bumpy, just smile, smile, smile, be optimistic.”
Susan Sarandon - Adele August

“You find your home, and it may not be what you thought - you know; colour's off, style's wrong... but there it is anyway and to hell with you if you can't take a joke. You find your home. Ben's mine.”
Susan Sarandon - Jojo Floss

“- Ben Harrison: No one loves you like I do.
- Jackie Harrison: No. No one ever will.”
Liam Aiken - Ben Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“It is customary in a eulogy to at least make reference to the deceased.”
Susan Sarandon - Mimi Slocumb

“- Sherri: Our Max is quite a catch. How did you manage it?
- Nora: I give a good blowjob, I guess.
- Sherri: Hmm... I bet you do!
- Nora: And I bet you don't.”
Barbara Howard - Sherri Klugman
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker

“- Kira Watanabe: I can no longer stand by, and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chas the truth, and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.
- Coco LaBouche: Except throw out on the curb, au revoir.”

Julia Kato - Kira Watanabe
Susan Sarandon - Coco LaBouche

“I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“- Lou the Beagle: I'm a secret agent.
- Ivy: An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun?
- Lou the Beagle: I don't have time for fun.”
Tobey Maguire - Lou the Beagle
Susan Sarandon - Ivy