Tim Curry movie quotes

“- Jack Colt: Who are you?
- Mr. Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare.
- Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
- Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I'm right up there!”

Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
Tim Curry - Mr. Jigsaw

“- Thurman Rice: There's a cure for syphilis... and it's called abstinence.
- Alfred Kinsey: Penicillin works just as well!”
Tim Curry - Thurman Rice
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey

“- Professor Plum: What is your top-secret job, Colonel?
- Wadsworth: I can tell you. He's working on the secret of the next fusion bomb.
- Colonel Mustard: How did you know that?
- Wadsworth: Can you keep a secret?
- Colonel Mustard: Yes...
- Wadsworth: So can I.”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard

“What is light without dark?”
Tim Curry - Darkness

“- Wadsworth: A double negative!
- Colonel Mustard: A double negative? You mean you have photographs?
- Wadsworth: That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard

“- Professor Plum: Is there gonna be a cover up?
- Wadsworth: Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?
- Professor Plum: But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple murder?
- Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“- Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
- D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!”
Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Marko Ramius: You will go with the men in the life rafts. The officers and I will submerge beneath you, and scuttle the ship.
- Dr. Petrov: You will receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain!”
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius
Tim Curry - Dr. Petrov

“Yvette, could you attend to the Colonel and give him anything he requires? Within reason, that is.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“Every wolf suffers fleas, ’tis easy enough to scratch.”
Tim Curry - Darkness

“- Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
- Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!
- Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!”
Kevin Bishop - Jim Hawkins
Jerry Nelson - Mad Monty
Tim Curry - Long John Silver

“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“- Beast: Perhaps she doesn't know how I feel about Christmas.
- Forte: But she does know. She just doesn't care, like I do. She's actually trying to bring Christmas back to the castle. And you know how much we despise Christmas.
- Beast: The day my life ended.”

Robby Benson - Beast
Tim Curry - Forte

“- Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
- Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
- Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum

“One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive! I prefer dead!”

Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu

“Kill me? I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next.”
Tim Curry - It

“- Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
- Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
- Colonel Mustard: That's right!”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“- Wadsworth: Three murders?
- Mr. Green: Six altogether.
- Wadsworth: This is getting serious.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Michael McKean - Mr. Green

“Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever. So helpful.”
Tim Curry - Hexxus

“They float, they all float... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too.”
Tim Curry - Pennywise

“A true witch isn't always one who comes out on top of the tests. A true witch has witchcraft in her at all times, and this is what you have, Mildred Hubble.”
Tim Curry - The Grand Wizard

“Mother Night, fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace.”
Tim Curry - Darkness