Tim Robbins movie quotes

- Dr. Evil: Mr. President, after I destroy Washington D.C. I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour. That is, unless, of course, you pay me one hundred billion dollars.
- The President: Dr. Evil, this is 1969! That amount of money doesn't even exist. That's like saying, "I want a kajillion bajillion dollars".
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Tim Robbins - The President

“- Maverick: Mustang, this is Maverick, requesting fly-by.
- Air Boss Johnson: Negative, Ghost Rider. The Pattern is full.
- Merlin: Uh, excuse me, something I should know about?
- Air Boss Johnson: [gets his coffee] Thank you.
[Maverick does a fly-by past the Enterprise, causing Air Boss Johnson to spill his coffee]
- Air Boss Johnson: Goddamn...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Cruise - Maverick
Duke Stroud - Air Boss Johnson
Tim Robbins - Merlin

“I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here.”
Tim Robbins - Griffin Mill

“- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: King me.
- Andy Dufresne: Chess. Now there's a game of kings.
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: What?
- Andy Dufresne: Civilized. Strategic...
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: ...and a total fuckin' mystery. I hate it.”

Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne

“- Reporter: Did you have any idea it would be such a huge response?
- Norville: Well frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“- Jacob: You know you look like an angel, Louie? Like an overgrown cherub. Anyone ever tell you that?
- Louis: Yeah, you. Every time you see me.
- Jacob: You're a lifesaver, Louie.
- Louis: Yeah, I know.”
Tim Robbins - Jacob
Danny Aiello - Louis

“Some people will have, some simply will not, but they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. Some people will work, some never will, but they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.”

Tim Robbins - Bob Roberts

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Are we making chemical weapons? Kiddie porn? Are we strip-mining? No! Why are they after me?”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

“Where do I start? It's not you. Well actually it is you. Look, I'm just not... I'm not attracted to you anymore. I need space. You kinda... you kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning, you were better. But then I got to know you real well, and I came to realize... that you're a fat idiot.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“The answer's not in the box, it's in the band.”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

“- Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?”
Walter Matthau - Albert Einstein
Tim Robbins - Ed Walters

“It's just a matter of time before someone borrows your technology, improves it and makes a billion dollars on it.”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

“- Mo Fuzz: All good things come in threes.
- Josh Tager: It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes.”
Don Cornelius - Mo Fuzz
Tim Robbins - Josh Tager

“Never wiser than when we're children. They say it and it's true. We'll never see things that clear again.”
Tim Robbins - Oliver Lang

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne

“Look who's here. Amy Archer, Prize-itzer Pule winner.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.”
Tim Robbins - Mike

- Louis Bamberger: "New Jersey: Leader in Intergalactic Rocket Exploration". How's that sound for a license plate?
- Ed Walters: Long?
Charles Durning - Louis Bamberger
Tim Robbins - Ed Walters

“- Jezzie: You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.
- Jacob: Yeah? For what?
- Jezzie: A good lay.
- Jacob: Look what I got.
- Jezzie, Jacob: The best.”
Elizabeth Peña - Jezzie
Tim Robbins - Jacob

“Who knows? Maybe you will survive. Maybe they'll take you as a pet or something. Teach ya how to do tricks.”

Tim Robbins - Harlan Ogilvy

“Some couples dance, others go to Mars.”
Tim Robbins - Woody Blake

“He says 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of 'em'.”

Tim Robbins - Dave Boyle

“Worry is just meditating on shit.”
Tim Robbins - Mike

“Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.”
Tim Robbins - Mike