Tim Roth movie quotes

“- Emil Blonsky: [preparing to finish the Hulk off] Any last words?
- The Hulk: Hulk... smah!”
Tim Roth - Emil Blonsky
Edward Norton - The Hulk

“Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.”
Tim Roth - Thade

“All your life you live so close to truth it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye. And when something nudges it into outline, it's like being ambushed by a grotesque.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“- Rosencrantz: What are you playing at?
- Guildenstern: Words. Words. They're all we have to go on.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“- Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...
- Skylar: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers.”
Tim Roth - Charles Ferry
Drew Barrymore - Skylar

“The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnumber us, four to one.”
Tim Roth - Thade

“You can't love something puts no value on itself.”
Tim Roth - Izzy Goldkiss

“- Charles Ferry: How was it?
- Skylar: Very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.”

Tim Roth - Charles Ferry
Drew Barrymore - Skylar

“- The Queen: I will die before I help you.
- Febre the Man in Black: You wouldn't be the first.”
Catherine Deneuve - The Queen
Tim Roth - Febre the Man in Black

“- Joe Cabot: That lump of shit's working with the L.A.P.D.
- Mr. Orange: Joe, I don't have the slightest fucking idea what you're talking about.
- Mr. White: Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.
- Joe Cabot: Like hell I am.
- Mr. White: Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake. He's a good kid.”

Lawrence Tierney - Joe Cabot
Tim Roth - Mr. Orange
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White

“- Margaret: Ted, was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, no, no, she was very beautiful.
- Margaret: Ted... what's the problem?
- Ted the Bellhop: Well... admittedly, that was the best part of the evening. It was pretty bloody good, actually... but it's still a pretty unnerving way to start...” (continue)(continue reading)

Marisa Tomei - Margaret
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“If this is our destiny, then that was his, and if there are no explanations for us, let there be none for him.”

Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“- Jules Winnfiled: I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
- Pumpkin: What?
- Jules Winnfiled: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“- Ted the Bellhop: I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
- Man: Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
- Ted the Bellhop: Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
- Man: No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. Five...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Antonio Banderas - Man (segment "The Misbehavers")

“Your dad says he doesn't trust babysitters. Well, can't say I blame him. I had a babysitter myself once.”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“- Febre the Man in Black: What if I absolutely must kill someone?
- Cardinal Richelieu: Well, if you must, you must.”
Tim Roth - Febre the Man in Black
Stephen Rea - Cardinal Richelieu

“- Archibald Cunningham: If I had to slaughter an ox, your grace, a Claymore would be my first choice.
- Will Guthrie: You'd best use a musket. Save the beast a slow dying.
- Archibald Cunningham: I would not need a musket for you, Guthrie.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Gilbert Martin - Guthrie

“Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret

“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Archibald Cunningham: It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
- Duke of Argyll: Do you hear that, Will? Young Cunningham here was unable to tell arse from quim. What say you to that?
- Will Guthrie: I've heard that many Englishmen have that same difficulty.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Andrew Keir - Argyll

“- Guildenstern: What's the first thing you remember?
- Rosencrantz: No, it's no good. It was a long time ago.
- Guildenstern: No, you don't take my meaning. What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten?”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Robert Roy MacGregor: You're a thief, a murderer and a violator of women.
- Archibald Cunningham: Ah... I had hoped you'd come to me long since on that score.
- Robert Roy MacGregor: If I had known earlier you would have been dead sooner.”
Liam Neeson - Rob Roy
Tim Roth - Cunningham

“Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks.”

Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“You don't ask a whore. You make her.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham