Timothy Spall movie quotes

“I like to think he may have at last found some small measure of peace, that we all seek, and few of us ever find.”

Timothy Spall - Simon Graham

“Secrets and lies! We're all in pain! Why can't we share our pain? I've spent my entire life trying to make people happy, and the three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts, and I'm in the middle! I can't take it anymore!”
Timothy Spall - Maurice

- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: What's it called when you do something to somebody and they hate it? And somebody else doing the same to you and you hate it too?
- Mats: I suppose some might call it "poetic justice”.
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Timothy Spall - Mats

- Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?
- David "Beano" Baggot: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss army knife.
- Les Wickes: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.

Hans Matheson - Luke Shand
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Jimmy Nail - Les Wickes

- David "Beano" Baggot: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?
- Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Stephen Rea - Tony Costello

“We can't have our law officers beatin' people half to death for no reason.”
Timothy Spall - Phil Olson

“Maybe you should let people see you, yeah? I mean, the last time we were together, you were, you were, you were in a coma, and you were very fucking rude to me. You didn't say a word.”
Timothy Spall - Thomas Tipp

“I'm working class, and want people to know I'm not unintelligent and all the other cliches that come with it.”
Timothy Spall

“I was always insecure about the way I looked.”
Timothy Spall

“I know I work quite hard at making people like me.”
Timothy Spall

“Imagination is a beast that has to be put in a cage.”
Timothy Spall

“- Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
- Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.
- Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.
- Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are...” (continue)(continue reading)
Timothy Spall - Nick
Phil Daniels - Fetcher

“Japan was made by a handful of brave men. Warriors, willing to give their lives for what seems to have become a forgotten word: honor.”
Timothy Spall - Simon Graham

“Life isn't fair then is it. Somebody always draws the short straw.”
Timothy Spall - Maurice

“- Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...
- Fetcher: and kiss your bum goodbye!”

Timothy Spall - Nick
Phil Daniels - Fetcher

“- Nathaniel: Sire, do you like yourself?
- Prince Edward: What's not to like?”
Timothy Spall - Nathaniel
James Marsden - Prince Edward

“One should be rewarded on one's merits, not on one's ability to ingratiate oneself with the management. Particularly when the management have difficulty in locating the relative whereabouts of the arse and the elbow.”
Timothy Spall - Richard Temple

- David "Beano" Baggot: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
- Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Billy Connolly - Hughie

“- Nick: Imagine a world before chickens - a chickenless, eggless world...
- Fetcher: I am - and it's horrible.”
Timothy Spall - Nick
Phil Daniels - Fetcher

“Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event. I'm very, very sorry to tell you this but your parents have perished in a fire that has destroyed your entire home.”
Timothy Spall - Mr. Poe

“The days of the Samurai had ended. Nations, like men, it is sometimes said, have their own destiny.”
Timothy Spall - Simon Graham

“They say Japan was made by a sword. They say the old gods dipped a coral blade into the ocean, and when they pulled it out four perfect drops fell back into the sea, and those drops became the islands of Japan.”
Timothy Spall - Simon Graham

“You certainly have a way with words, Pete. No wonder you're a writer.”
Timothy Spall - Hodkins

“- Steven Grlscz: I give them the card and tell them it's not something I normally do.
- Inspector Healey: And the number?
- Steven Grlscz: I don't use it to anything else.
- Inspector Healey: Why?
- Steven Grlscz: So I know who is calling when they call me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Timothy Spall - Inspector Healey

- Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".
- David "Beano" Baggot: Well it's better than being a wanker!
Bill Nighy - Ray Simms
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot