Tina Majorino movie quotes

“Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.”
Tina Majorino - Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie

“- Deb: Are they still letting you run for president?
- Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Efren Ramirez - Pedro

“- Thalice: How do you spell Mississippi?
- Toni: M-I-S-S-I... Who cares, mom? I live in Maine!”
Chelsea Field - Thalice Whitney
Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles, and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. He can be right behind you and you won't even know it til you're dead!”
Tina Majorino - Enola

“- Mariner: You talk a lot.
- Enola: I talk a lot because you don't talk at all.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner
Tina Majorino - Enola

“- Deb: What are you drawing?
- Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
- Deb: What's a liger?
- Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Manny Singer: Heaven is just something that people make up so they won't feel sad anymore.
- Molly Singer: Well, what's wrong with that?”
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Tina Majorino - Molly Singer

“I know you're sad, you miss your mom. But please don't die, I'll be your best friend forever. And I will always take care of you, I promise. I love you.”

Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“He doesn't have a name so Death can't find him!”
Tina Majorino - Enola

“- Thalice: Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?
- Toni: It's for a friend.
- Thalice: A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you knew that seal was gonna come back here!”

Chelsea Field - Thalice Whitney
Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“I'm not afraid of you. I told Helen you wouldn't be so ugly if you cut your hair.”
Tina Majorino - Enola