Tom Arnold movie quotes

“- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
- Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: You were my friend and you betrayed me!
- David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35-years-old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for each other, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“What are you going to do? Style my hair?”

Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang

“Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail?”

Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Stanley's Neighbor: Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing?
- Stanley Stupid: Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.”
Robert Wise - Stanley's Neighbor
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Albert Gibson: Harry. Listen, Helen still loves you. You know, she just wants to bang this guy for a while. You know? It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...
- Harry Tasker: Stop cheering me up!”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker