Tom Hanks movie quotes

“Not that I'm complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean!”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Chief of the Waponis: Do you want to marry him?
- Patricia: Yes.
- Chief of the Waponis: Do you want to marry her?
- Joe: Yes.
- Chief of the Waponis: Good. You're married.”
Abe Vigoda - Chief of the Waponis
Meg Ryan - Patricia
Tom Hanks - Joe

“Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Are you crying? Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!”

Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“We all have orders, and we have to follow 'em. That supersedes everything, including your mothers.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“- Jay: Well, this is fate! She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife. What do they call it when everything intersects?
- Sam Baldwin: The Bermuda Triangle.”
Rob Reiner - Jay
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“We are all Gods animated cartoons.”
Tom Hanks - Steven Gold

“- Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
- Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
- Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?”
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

My Mama always said "you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on".
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“Houston, we have a problem.”
Tom Hanks - Jim Lovell

“- Joe: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.
- Patricia: What?
- Joe: You're not going to make me say that again, are you?”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Meg Ryan - Patricia

“- Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
- Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
- Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
- Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.”
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

“Sometimes, it's easier living the lie.”
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty

“- Friday: He'd better tell me where Connie is or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat I'll have to take off his shoes to ring his neck!
- Streebek: Friday, listen to yourself! You're not thinking like a cop any more, you're thinking like a man in love!”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday
Tom Hanks - Streebek

“- Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
- Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!”
Tom Hanks - Woody
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear

“- Dottie Hinson: How good am I?
- Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Amelia Warren: Are you coming or going?
- Viktor Navorski: I don't know. Both.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

“- Carl Hanratty: How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
- Frank Abagnale Jr.: I didn't cheat. I studied for two weeks and I passed.”
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr.

“- Joe Fox: Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.
- Rose, Zabars Cashier: Happy Thanksgiving back.”
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox
Sara Ramirez - Rose, Zabars Cashier

“If I may a toast... to Granny Mundy: may you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live.”
Tom Hanks - Streebek

“- Kathleen Kelly: I could never be with someone who has a boat.
- Joe Fox: I have a boat.
- Kathleen Kelly: Oh.
- Joe Fox: Which clinches it, we'll never be together.”
Meg Ryan - Kathleen Kelly
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Kathleen Kelly: Wow, I keep on bumping into you.
- Joe Fox: Yeah.
- Kathleen Kelly: I hope your mango's ripe.
- Joe Fox: I think it is. Hey, you want to bump into me on, say, Saturday around lunchtime? Over there?”
Meg Ryan - Kathleen Kelly
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Librarian: [standing next to his table] Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
[Andrew Beckett looks up and sees people in the library staring at him]
- Andrew Beckett: No. Would it make you more comfortable?”
Tracey Walter - Librarian
Tom Hanks - Andrew Beckett

“- Scotty Brennen: Listen, what're you tryin' to do, get us all fired? You gotta pace yourself, slowly, slowly.
- Josh: It's my first day.
- Scotty Brennen: I know!”

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

“You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Michael Sullivan Jr.: Does Mama know?
- Michael Sullivan: Your mother knows I love Mr. Rooney. When we had nothing, he gave us a home... a life... and we owe him.”

Tyler Hoechlin - Michael Sullivan Jr.
Tom Hanks - Michael Sullivan