Tom Selleck movie quotes

- Jack Elliot: Any of you guys speak Americano? Jack Elliot here bringing you the best in Major League thrills for the fellas, and free moustache rides for the ladies.
- Hiroko Uchiyama: I have seen "free moustache rides" offered on T-Shirts in America. Always by guys you would not want to ride with.

Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot
Aya Takanashi - Hiroko Uchiyama

“Swift reached the terrified child and, holding him tightly, swung him through the bay window of the embassy into his mother's outstretched... and eternally grateful arms.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“I remember my first trip to Europe as a young man, and I felt blessed to touch the origins of my own country that I love so dearly. I hoped one day all young Americans will have the same opportunity.”
Tom Selleck - Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower

“- Elliott Marston: [referring to his own weapon] An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition.
- Matthew Quigley: You could call it that.
- Elliott Marston: Let's experiment.”
Alan Rickman - Elliott Marston
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“- Dr. Dix: You once told me you want to kill her boyfriend, did you mean that?
- Jesse Stone: I was jealous.
- Dr. Dix: That's not much of an answer for a shrink.
- Jesse Stone: Jealousy isn't a good enough reason?
- Dr. Dix: Jealousy's a powerful thing.”
William Devane - Dr. Dix
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Patrick O' Malley: You know, I only made one real mistake.
- Eve: What was that?
- Patrick O' Malley: I should have sold you when I had the chance.”
Tom Selleck - Patrick O' Malley
Bess Armstrong - Eve

“- Jesse Stone: I'm a cop. I've been a cop for a long time. I'm good at it. I know how to do this. You don't.
- Jim Burns: Damn it, we can fire you.
- Jesse Stone: You can. But you can't tell me what to do.”

Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
John Dunsworth - Jim Burns

“You're not gonna kill yourself. I'll kill you if you kill yourself.”
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Nick Lassiter: Why do you do that?
- Sara Wells: What?
- Nick Lassiter: Eat my food.
- Sara Wells: I like it better.
- Nick Lassiter: If you wanted the chicken, why didn't you order it?
- Sara Wells: I didn't, I wanted the veal.
- Nick Lassiter: Then why eat off my plate?
- Sara Wells: This way, I can have both!”
Tom Selleck - Nick Lassiter
Jane Seymour - Sara Wells

“- Chief of Police: You screwed up good, Ramsay. We got two dead officers, do you understand me mister? Two. Dead. Cops! We got two wounded - one of them your own partner - and we got two dead guinea punks! And no one knows why or what the hell its all about!
- Jack Ramsay: I know what it's about!”
G.W. Bailey - Chief
Tom Selleck - Jack Ramsay

“- Jon: You let your patients smoke in here?
- Head Nurse: Honey, they're all gonna die of something sooner or later.”

Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich
Doris Carey - Nurse

“- Abby Taylor: Jesse, what's going in with you and Joe Genest? No shrugging. I asked you a question, and I expect an answer. Are you afraid of him?
- Jesse Stone: Joe is stupid and mean, and he doesn't like me. On the other hand, if I had to, I could shoot him just as easy as if he was smart and kind.”
Polly Shannon - Abby Taylor
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Nina Lonescu: I do not like bugs.
- Phil Blackwood: Well, neither do I, but I usually scream at them and... hit them with a rolled up copy of sports illustrated.”
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Carole Genest: You think if you went to college things would have turned out different with her?
- Jesse Stone: Probably not, but I would have gotten an education.
- Carole Genest: From her or from school?
- Jesse Stone: Both.”

Liisa Repo-Martell - Carole Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Sandy: You're kinda old for me.
- Jesse Stone: Everybody says that.
- Sandy: Wanna go some place?
- Jesse Stone: That's a very nice offer Sandy. But I'm already going some place...”
Maria Brooks - Sandy
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I'm not gonna kill a man over some toothpaste and some soap.”
Tom Selleck - Jimmie Rainwood

“- Dr. Perkins: Anthony said on the phone we got a murder?
- Jesse Stone: Well, you're the crime scene guy, Doc, but there's two bullet holes in his chest.
- Dr. Perkins: Well, that'll be a clue.”
John Beale - Dr. Perkins
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I'm perfect if anybody wants a one-balled, deaf, blind, unemployed vagrant with a limp.”
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Phil Blackwood: I thought you said you drove in Romania!
- Nina Lonescu: This is how we drive in Romania!”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu

“- Rebecca: Where is Jack?
- Peter Mitchell: He's in Turkey. Exactly where I'd be if my baby was in New York.”
Margaret Colin - Rebecca
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“Despite the dozens of ravishing creatures begging to be part of his life, Swift had lived alone since his wife... was incinerated several years before, when the microwave went berserk during a thunderstorm.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Sam: What did you say she did back in Romania?
- Phil Blackwood: Receptionist?”

William Daniels - Sam
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Michelle Genest: You said stuff was legal or illegal. Well, what about it being right or wrong?
- Jesse Stone: I'm not in the right and wrong business. I'm in the legal and illegal business.”
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone