Tommy Chong movie quotes
- Name
- Thomas B. Kin
- Last name
- Chong
- Pseudonym
- Tommy Chong
- Born
- May 24, 1938
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, comedian, film director, scriptwriter, musician
- Zodiac sign
- Gemini
Tommy Chong movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Nice Dreams
- From the movie: Nice Dreams
- Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this shit happens.
- Chong: Hey, wait a minute man. How come every time I do coke you say that "every time you do coke" thing? - From the movie: Zootopia
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Is it heavy suff man? Will it blow me away?
- Anthony: You better fasten your seatbelt man.” - From the movie: Things Are Tough All Over
- From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“You want to come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on.”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man Stoner: [on police radio] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me?
- Clyde - Narc: Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive... we are...
- Sgt. Stedenko: Use the codename! The codename!
- Clyde - Narc: Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead.
- Sgt....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
- Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
- Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
- Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
- Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
- Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: After Hours
- From the movie: Things Are Tough All Over
“- Prince Habib: I say we are lost.
- Mr. Slyman: We ar not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going.” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
“- Louis Corsican: I'm your brother, Louis.
- Lucian Corsican: Liar, my brother wasn't Mexican.” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.” - From the movie: Nice Dreams
“- Chong: You know what we should invest in? An old age home for hippies. 'Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the 60's, man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
- Cheech:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man: You wanna get high man?
- Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“- Chong: You're driving like an idiot, man.
- Cheech: I just can't get used to these automatics, man.
- Chong: Yeah, they are real complicated, aren't they?” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ...Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner: Oh... hu-wow, man!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit,... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Yellowbeard
“- El Nebuloso: Who is it more important to please: the King of Spain, or God?
- El Segundo: Why, God, of course.
- El Nebuloso: And who is God's personal representative in these parts?
- El Segundo: Why, you, your holy ruthlessness.
- El Nebuloso: Well, God wants to keep all of it.” - From the movie: Things Are Tough All Over
“It was Rock 'n Roll that killed Elvis, man!”
- From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“- Cheech: Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?
- Chong: Okay.
- Cheech: When you see a friend, you say, hey, how's it going, pendejo?” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“- Chong: I dig it, man. It's good. But you know, while you were singing that, I came up with another song, man.
- Cheech: Oh, yeah?
- Chong: Yeah. It's like the same thing, only different.” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
“- Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!
- Lucian Corsican:: Trisexual?
- Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?” - From the movie: Things Are Tough All Over
“Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man Stoner: Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I slept in a ditch last night, man, I was about to freeze my balls off, man.
- Pedro de Pacas: Man, I didn't even know you had any, I wouldn't of stopped.”
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