Tony Shalhoub movie quotes

“- Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
- Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls...
- Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.”
Alan Rickman - Alexander Dane
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“- Primo: Give people time, they will learn.
- Secondo: This is a restaurant! This is not a fucking school!”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“- Bob Rosetti: You're Albert Einstein!
- Albert Einstein: Yes.
- Bob Rosetti: E equals M C squared!
- Albert Einstein: I hope so.”
Tony Shalhoub - Bob Rosetti
Walter Matthau - Albert Einstein

“I try not to live in past, only present tense since I come to America.”

Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“The more you look, the less you really know. It's a fact, a true fact. In a way, it's the only fact there is.”
Tony Shalhoub - Freddy Riedenschneider

“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: What did State Department tell you to do?
- Agent Frank Haddad: Told me to call INS.
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: All right, what did INS say?
- Agent Frank Haddad: Told me to call State.”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Tony Shalhoub - Frank Haddad

“- Paulie: Of course I can talk.
- Misha Vilyenkov: Then why are you not?
- Paulie: Because talking just gets you into a lot of trouble.”
Jay Mohr - Paulie
Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“- German: You serious about this? I hope you're not wasting my time.
- Vincent: No, I... I'd give 100 percent.
- German: That'll get you half way there.”
Tony Shalhoub - German
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“I litigate. I don't capitulate.”
Tony Shalhoub - Freddy Riedenschneider

“- Al: Nice-looking woman.
- Robert Lewis: She isn't my type.
- Al: What are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're nothing. You're nobody. You're wanted in connection with a violent crime. You're cleaning the floor of a diner. She is an intelligent, passionate, beautiful, rich woman.”

Tony Shalhoub - Al
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis