Uma Thurman movie quotes

“- Bill: I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic.
- The Bride: Bill... it's your baby...”

David Carradine - Bill
Uma Thurman - The Bride

“I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'Cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“- Abby: If I was a guy, I think women would, like, line up to go out with me. I'm smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
- Noelle: I'd fuck you.
- Abby: Thank you, honey. I know you would.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby
Uma Thurman - Noelle

“We’re a family. Sometimes we make sacrifices for each other.”
Uma Thurman - Sally

“- Lady 1: This was maybe a mistake.
- Jack: What was maybe a mistake?
- Lady 1: Me getting in this car with you. You might as well be a serial killer. Sorry, but you do kind of look like one.”
Uma Thurman - Lady 1
Matt Dillon - Jack

You know, when I lie awake at night and list my regrets, you're one of them. I say to myself, "Simone, you're a lesbian. Why did you sleep with Adam Jones?"
Uma Thurman - Simone Forth

“I've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. It's the people who have been deformed by society I feel sorry for.”
Uma Thurman - Sissy Hankshaw

“Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!”
Uma Thurman - Ulla

“I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle

“I wanna be drunk. And make... you drunk. Because I'm intimidated by you. I need to feel free to say anything, and know that you'll forgive me.”
Uma Thurman - June Miller

“- Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill.
- Abby: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and, before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake.”

Uma Thurman - Noelle

“Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.”

Uma Thurman - The Bride

“- Valjean: When you're better, I'll find work for you.
- Fantine: You don't understand, I'm a whore... and Cosette has no father.
- Valjean: She has the Lord. He is her father. And you're His creation. In His eyes, you have never been anyting but an innocent and beautiful woman.”
Liam Neeson - Valjean
Uma Thurman - Fantine

“When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will.”
Uma Thurman - The Bride

“- June Miller: What don't I understand?
- Anaïs Nin: That I love you.
- June Miller: Love? You just want experience. You're a writer. You make love to whatever you need. You're just like Henry.”
Uma Thurman - June Miller
Maria de Medeiros - Anaïs Nin

“So many people to kill... so little time.”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“- Henry Miller: I'm not a portrait painter.
- June Miller: I'll say you're not. Look what you've done to Anaïs. You make everything ugly! Beauty is a joke for you. You're so negative. You're a failure as a writer. You're not a man, you're a child! You use women! You used me, you fucker!”
Fred Ward - Henry Miller
Uma Thurman - June Miller

“It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.”

Uma Thurman - The Bride

Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "catch up".

Uma Thurman - Mia Wallace

“- Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you.
- Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you.”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“- Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
- Vincent Vega: What?
- Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
- Vincent Vega: I don't know. That's a good question.
- Mia Wallace: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute...” (continue)(continue reading)
Uma Thurman - Mia Wallace
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me.
- John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.”
Uma Thurman - Dr. Emma Peel
Ralph Fiennes - John Steed

“- Noelle: He has this small personal habit that just drives me crazy.
- Abby: What's that?
- Noelle: He loves you.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- The Bride: You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your child, okay?
- Vernita Green: That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
- The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.”
Uma Thurman - The Bride
Vivica A. Fox - Vernita Green