Valerie Perrine movie quotes

“- Benny Murray: Nice ta meetcha' Miss Edwards...
- Samantha: Simpson.
- Benny Murray: Right. I've seen ya plastered all over New York, ya know?
- Samantha: Well, don't spread it around.”

Jack Weston - Benny Murray
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“You look like shit... You're just walkin' around to save funeral expenses.”

Valerie Perrine - Charlotta

“- Norma White: Ron, dear, didn't Greenwich-Village-people-types go out with the '60s?
- Samantha: That's it! The name: Village People.
- Village People: Cowboy: Well, that's not a bad idea, uh, that's what we are.”
Barbara Rush - Norma White
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Randy Jones - Village People: Cowboy

“It's too good to be true! He's 6-4, has black hair, blue eyes, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and tells the truth!”

Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“- Pamela: You once called me an undesirable alien...
- Baxter: I lied!”
Valerie Perrine - Pamela
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“- Samantha: Hey Felipe, how are you feeling?
- Village People: Indian: C... C minus.
Samantha: What's the matter?
- Village People: Indian: I had to leave my feathers to be oiled. They gave me this one to wear, and it doesn't even fit right.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Valerie Perrine - Village People: Indian

“Tell me something, Lex, why do so many people have to die for the crime of the century?”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“- Samantha: Are you really serious about singing?
- Village People: Construction Worker: Fanantical. Fame, fortune, platinum records... it's every boy's dream.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
David Hodo - Village People: Construction Worker

“- Eve Teschmacher: I like trees.
- Lex Luthor: So does your average cocker spaniel.”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Ron White: Mother! What are you doing here?
- Jack Morell: Mother?
- Samantha: Mother?
- Felipe: That's your mother?
- Samantha: Gee, she looks better than I do.”
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Felipe Rose - Village People: Indian

- Lulu Brecht: Oh, the Indian is hot. I go for exotic types, especially when they're half-naked.
- Samantha: Lulu!
- Lulu Brecht: You tell him I'll make up for all the indignities they suffered in "Roots".
Marilyn Sokol - Lulu Brecht
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“- Ron White: Hi, I'm Ron White. Your sister sent you a cake. You're not gonna belive this, but a little old lady just robbed me!
- Samantha: Could you run that by me again?
- Ron White: A little old lady armed with a big gun held me up!”
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“- Lulu Brecht: Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
- Samantha: Tacky.”
Marilyn Sokol - Lulu Brecht
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“- Samantha: I should have know that you could sing. But when you see someone everyday, you just don't know what they have. I mean, counting out exercise is sort of singing, right?
- Village People: Cowboy: Yeah, I think it is.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Randy Jones - Village People: Cowboy

“- Village People: Leatherman: I'm from the Bronx. My name's Glenn Hughes.
- Samantha: What do you do, Glenn?
- Village People: Leatherman: I'm a toll collector at the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel.
- Norma White: Do all toll collectors look like that?
- Village People: Leatherman: Just the hot ones.”
Glenn Hughes - Village People: Leatherman
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Barbara Rush - Norma White

“- Samantha: How could you just up and quit your job like that?
- Ron White: Why not? I'm the lawyer for the hottest new group in show business: The Village People.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White

“- Superman: Why did... why did you kiss me first?
- Eve Teschmacher: I didn't think you'd let me later.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different, and so am I.”
Valerie Perrine - Samantha