Victor Garber movie quotes

“The stage is where I feel most comfortable, and I miss it all the time.”
Victor Garber

“- Elle Woods: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
- Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Victor Garber - Professor Callahan

“High School is no place for kids anymore.”
Victor Garber - Det. Martin Van Zandt

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: Should I have done your homework, Bill! I did. By the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.
- Bill Atchison: I didn't know... God! What are you going to do?
- Elise Elliot Atchison: What am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... Felony.”

Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Victor Garber - Bill Atchison

“- Queen Constantina: So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
- King Maximillian: And if he doesn't?
- Queen Constantina: This ball will never end!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Victor Garber - King Maximillian