Wallace Shawn movie quotes

“- Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
- Westley: You're that smart?
- Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
- Westley: Yes.
- Vizzini: Morons.”
Wallace Shawn - Vizzini
Cary Elwes - Westley

“- Andre Gregory: Our minds are just focused on these goals and plans, which in themselves are not reality.
- Wallace Shawn: Goals and plans are not... they're fantasy. They're part of a dream-life.”
Himself - Andre Gregory
Wallace Shawn - Wallace Shawn

“- Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
- Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
- Vizzini: Enough of that.
- Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
- Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
- Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.”
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya
André the Giant - Fezzik
Wallace Shawn - Vizzini

“That trip is going to be successful or unsuccessful based on the state of the airplane and the state of the pilot, and the cookie is in no position to know about that.”

Wallace Shawn - Wallace Shawn

“- Woody: That is Sid.
- Buzz: You mean that happy child?
- Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
- Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!”

Tom Hanks - Woody
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
Wallace Shawn - Rex

“- Principal Mazur: Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
- Goofy: Riot? It couldn't be my...
- Principal Mazur: If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up in the electric chair!”
Wallace Shawn - Principal Mazur
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
- Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”

Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Wallace Shawn - Rex

“- Bed Two: Will I see God?
- Furnaceman: Forget about it, you haven't got a chance.
- Bed Two: But I didn't do anything. I didn't commit any mortal sins, maybe... okay, maybe a few little sins.
- Furnaceman: Look, you were suppose to love God and love your neighbor. You didn't do either. You loved your parents. Big deal.”
Jeffrey Wright - Bed Two
Wallace Shawn - Furnaceman

“I'm always getting standing ovations, especially in bed!”
Wallace Shawn - Victor 'Vic' Finley

“If it weren't for me, these people would think surreal was a breakfast food!”

Wallace Shawn - Oiseau

“- Mr. Potato Head: I'm from Playskool.
- Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.”
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
Wallace Shawn - Rex

“I rode home through the city streets. There wasn't a street, there wasn't a building, that wasn't connected to some memory in my mind. There, I was buying a suit with my father. There, I was having an ice cream soda after school.”
Wallace Shawn - Wallace Shawn

“The life of a playwright is tough. It's not easy as some people seem to think. You work hard writing plays and nobody puts them on. You take up other lines of work to try to make a living. You became an actor and people don't hire you. So, you just spend your days doing the errands of your trade.”
Wallace Shawn - Wallace Shawn