Wanda Sykes quotes
- From the movie: A Bad Moms Christmas
“Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you. But then you were born. And you didn't sleep for six months. So she didn't sleep for six months. And you refused to eat. And when you did eat, you would barf all over her clothes. And that made your Mom a little crazy. And then you fell off your bike and broke your arm. And then you got...” (continue)(continue reading)
- La trovi in Actors and Politics
“Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.”
- La trovi in Motivational Quotes
“If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.”
- La trovi in Acting Coaching
“In this business, you get an opportunity, and you pounce on it.”
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
- Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
- [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
- Sid: Manny!
- [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
- Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!” - From the movie: Snatched
“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“That plan is so dumb I wish it had a face so I could smack it.”
- From the animation: Over the Hedge
- From the movie: Monster-in-Law
“Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.”
- From the movie: Evan Almighty
- From the movie: Monster-in-Law
“I think you dislocated my vagina.”
- From the movie: Evan Almighty
“If that comes out your front, I don't even want to know what's coming out the back.”
- From the movie: Monster-in-Law
- From the movie: Monster-in-Law
“- Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
- Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!” - From the movie: Pootie Tang
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